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New Hindi Sms Jokes

2008-07-04T12:50:00.000-07:00

"A" ki Biwi "B",
"A" ki Biwi "B",
"B" ki Bhabhi "C",
"C" ki beti "V",
"V" ka dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K",
"K" ki beti "T",
To batao 'A" or "T" ka kya rishta hua?
Reply only in 2 Minutes...
kya meri nak tedi hai.
kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?
aansu mein naa dhundhna
aansu mein naa dhundhna hame,hum tumhe aankhon mein mil jaayenge,tamanna ho agar milne ki to band aankhon se bhi nazar aaenge.
Akaash ke taaron mein khoya
Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara,Lagta hai pyara ek ek taara.Un taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara,Jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara....
Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,
Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,Gum-e-Judai se woh sabhi darte hain.Hum to na ishq karte hain,Na mohobbat karte hain bas apno ki ek smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!.
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day...
Arz kiya hai:
Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
.... bakri kha gayi
Agar Hum Na hote to Gazal kaun Kehta?
Agar Hum Na hote to Gazal kaun Kehta?
Aapke Chehare ko kamal Kaun Kahata?
Yeto Karishma hai Mohabbat Ka,
Warna Patthar ki Divar ko Tajmahal kaun kahata?
Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek Klik mein
Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek Klik mein tumhare paas hote, Bhale tum Hame delete kar dete, par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhare ehsas to hote...!
ALLAH, aapko TATA ka status
ALLAH, aapko TATA ka status, AMBANI ki daulat, VAJPAYEE ka dhiraj,LADEN ki himmat, BUSH ki taqat, aur BILLGATE ki income de, AMEEN
dil hi kya jo milnay ki dua na karay
dil hi kya jo milnay ki dua na karay app ko bhoola kay geon khuda na karay rahay ga mera pyarr zindagi bhar tak yeh aur baat hai zindagi wafa na karay By kamran
Aaj raat theek 12 baje ke baad-
Aaj raat theek 12 baje ke baad---------------------1 baje ga.By Latif shaw
ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi..
ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi..
pahli hi raat start ho gai barbadi...
macher becharay ki kismat hi khoti thi..
makhi MOSPEL laga kay soti thi...By Sidra
Tum Bin Kahi Qarar Na AaeY To MaiN Kya KaroO .!!
Tum Bin Kahi Qarar Na AaeY To MaiN Kya KaroO .!!
Har Pal Teri Yaad SataeY To MaiN Kya KaroO ..!!
Surat MaiN Apni BhOOl GayE Tujh Ko Dekh Kar ..!!
Her AaineY MeiN Tu Nazar Aaye To MaiN Kya KaroO ..!!By Luqi
pal pal intahan leti hai jindagi
pal pal intahan leti hai jindagi roj naye sadme bhi deti hai jindagi
fir bhi hum jindagi se sikwa kare kaise aap jaise log bhi to deti hai jindagi.By Satya
donon jahan teri mohabbat mein har ke
donon jahan teri mohabbat mein har ke
woh ja raha hai koi shab gham guzar ke
weeran hai mae-kada khum-o-sagar udas hain
tum kiya gaye ke rooth gaye din bahar ke
ik fursat gunah mili woh bhi char din
dekhe hain hum ne hausle parwardigar ke
dunya ne teri yaad se be-gana kerdiya
tughe se bhi dil-fareb hain gham rozgar ke By Luqman shah

Tamil New Jokes

2008-07-04T12:47:00.000-07:00

Hi Friends, Welcome to my Tamil SMS Blog site. If you have any good TamilSMS please add it into the comments. So that I will add your Tamil SMS to the main page with credit. Happy SMS!

TamilSMS
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1. Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?
Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu...
Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha.
kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

2. The words which never complete without "u" D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_? HahaHaha

3. Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

4. 7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!

5. Kaasu irundha Call Taxi Kaasu illenaa Kall thaan taxi. (Given by a visitor - latha)

If you know more Tamil SMS, kindly add it in the comments section.
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Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!

One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film

Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged

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Ni enathan periya dance mastera irunthalum, un savuku unnaley adda mudiyathu

train evalavu speeda poonalum, kadaci petti kadaciyatha varum

call evalavu vegama odinalum, prize kaikuthan kodupangal

post master post poduvaru, head master mandaiyava poduvaru
[All submitted by Balamurugan]

ennathan india paampa(sneak) irunthalum antha paampu "push" "push" nu than sollum,,,,by ungal

oruthan evvalavuthan sampathichalum avan saavukku avanala aada mudiyathu,,,, (rompa kadikkureanla)ok ok
[Submitted by Dharma - 9894353947]

You can also submit your tamil sms on the comments section. Also see

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Son: Mummy, Night Bathroom Door Open Panna,Thanaa Light Eriyudhu. Mother: vaada.... Saniyane, Fridge'la urine Ponadhu Neethana?..

unarum varai
unmaiyum oru
poi thaan
purikinra varai
vazhkiyum oru
pudir thaan
SO ENJOY UR LIFE

Adyar Anandhabavan branch Chennai fulla irukkum aanna Adyar Alamarathoda branch adyar-la mattum than irukkum.. ithu than ulagam

Hi I have changed my number. Note down my new number and my new number is .........................'100'..... Dairiyam irundha ippa missed call kudu paarppom.

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

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Useful Name’s for Newborn Baby…..

2008-07-04T12:45:00.000-07:00

No. - Name - Meaning
180 - Bageshri - name of a raaga
181 - Bakula - Nagakeshar flower
182 - Bala - an ever 9 year old girl, a young girl
183 - Bandhura - pretty
184 - Bani - Saraswati
185 - Bhagyalakshmi - goddess of wealth
186 - Bhairavi - a melody in classical music
187 - Bhanuja - river Yamuna
188 - Bharati - Saraswati
189 - Bhavana - feelings, sentiments
190 - Bhavani - Parvati
191 - Bhavya - grand, splendid
192 - Bhuvana - the earth
193 - Bina - a musical instrument
194 - Bindiya - drop, point
195 - Brinda - Tulasi
196 - Cauvery - same as Cavery- name of a river
197 - Chadna - love
198 - Chahana - desire, affection
199 - Chaitali - born in the month of Chaitra
200 - Chaitaly - name of an ancient city
201 - Chaitanya - consciousness
202 - Chakori - a bird enamoured of the moon
203 - Chakrika - Lakshmi
204 - Chameli - a creeper with flowers
205 - Champa - a flower
206 - Champabati - the capital
207 - Champakali - a bud of champa
208 - Champakavathi - owner of champak trees
209 - Champamalini - garland of champa flower
210 - Champika - little champa flower
211 - Chanasya - delighting
212 - Chanchala - restless
213 - Chanda - moon
214 - Chandalini - glorious
215 - Chandana - sandal wood
216 - Chandani - a river
217 - Chandanika - diminutive
218 - Chandika - diminutive of Chandana
219 - Chandni - moonlit
220 - Chandrabali - Krishna;s girl-friend
221 - Chandrabhaga - river Chenab
222 - Chandrabindu - crescent moon
223 - Chandraja - daughter of the moon
224 - Chandrakala - moonbeams
225 - Chandraki - peacock
226 - Chandrakin - a peacock
227 - Chandraleksha - a ray of the moon
228 - Chandramathi - as beautiful as the moon
229 - Chandramukhi - as beautiful as the moon
230 - Chandrani - wife of the moon
231 - Chandratara - the moon and the stars conjoined
232 - Chandravathi - lit by the moon
233 - Chandrika - moonlight
234 - Chandrima - the moon
235 - Changuna - a good woman
236 - Chapala - restless; lighting
237 - Charita - good
238 - Charitra - history
239 - Charu - beautiful, attractive
240 - Charulata - beautiful
241 - Charulekha - beautiful picture
242 - Charumati - beautiful
243 - Charuprabha - beautiful
244 - Charusheela - a jewel
245 - Charusila - beautiful jewel
246 - Charvi - a beautiful woman
247 - Chatura - clever
248 - Chayana - moon
249 - Chellam - pampered
250 - Chetana - intelligence
251 - Chhabi - picture
252 - Chhavvi - image, radiance
253 - Chhaya - shadow
254 - Chimayi - blissful
255 - Chinmayi - blissful
256 - Chintan - meditation
257 - Chiti - love
258 - Chitkala - knowledge
259 - Chitra - picture, a nakshatra
260 - Chitragandha - a fragrant material
261 - Chitralekha - as beautiful as a picture
262 - Chitrali - a row of pictures
263 - Chitramala - series of pictures
264 - Chitramaya - worldly illusion
265 - Chitrangada - one of Arjuna’s wives
266 - Chitrani - river Ganga
267 - Chitrarathi - with a bright chariot
268 - Chitrarekha - picture
269 - Chitrita - picturesque
270 - Chumban - kiss

funny hindi joke for sms

2008-03-15T06:20:00.000-07:00

Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha
Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.
Life is like math
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
5 great people:
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Meri to behan hai"!
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
Murga SARDAR tha!!!
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
Message pe message bhejte ho,
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

Latest Urdu Funny Sms

2008-03-15T06:00:00.000-07:00

1.hai bas ki har ik unke ishaare meiN nishaaN aur
karte haiN muhobbat to guzarata hai gumaaN aur

2.yaarab ! wo na samjhe haiN na samjheNge meree baat
de aur dil unko, jo na de mujhko zubaaN aur

3.abroo se hai kya us nigah-e-naaz ko paiwand
hai teer muqarrar magar uskee hai kamaaN aur

4.tum shahar meiN ho to hameiN kya GHam ? jab uTHeNge
le aayenge baazaar se jaakar dil-o-jaaN aur

5.harchand subak_dast hue but_shikanee meiN
ham haiN, to abhee raah meiN hai sang-e-giraaN aur

6.hai KHoon-e-jigar josh meiN dil khol ke rota
hote kaee jo deeda-e-KHooNnaaba_ fishaaN aur

7.marta hooN is aawaaz pe harchand sar uD jaay
jallaad ko lekin wo kahe jaayaiN ki 'haaN aur'

8.logoN ko hai KHursheed-e- jahaaN taab ka dhoka
har roz dikhaata hooN maiN ik daaGH-e-nihaaN aur

9.leta, na agar dil tumhe deta, koee dam cheiNn
karta, jo na marta koee din, aah-o-fuGHaaN aur

10.paate naheeN jab raah, to chaD jaate haiN naale
ruktee hai meree tab'a to hotee hai ravaaN aur

11.haiN aur bhee duniya meiN suKHanwar bohot achche
kehte haiN ki 'GHalib' ka hai andaaz-e-bayaaN aur

Adult urdu SMS

2008-03-03T14:14:00.000-08:00

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Geeta Sar : - SMS kar aur bhool ja, reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi jaata Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!!
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I want to share everything with u Your sadness, ur happy moments Every single second of the day Letâ€™s start with Your bank account.
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Teri Maa Di Tere Peo Di Teri Behan Di Tere Bra Di Teri Babi Di Tere Pure Khandan Di Te Meri v Tu Jan Hain

Marathi Funny Ramantic

2008-03-03T14:10:00.000-08:00

SoMeDay.. u'll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens...

AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!

What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?
That Was Great
No!
I Love U
No!
Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka

Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ...

Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".

Ekda ek International Shi khaychi spardha aste. Saglya deshatun participants aali astat. Indiatun Hermit Singh sardar pathavtat.
Pahilyanda Chinese manus yeto. To 18 shi chya vatya (freshly filled) khaun takto. Talyancha gadgadaat!! Go Chinkis!!

American competitor la ata high standards break karave lagteel mhanun to jiv khaun 35 shi chya vatya khato.

Sagle assume karun chaltat ki ata America gold medal gheunach janar tevdhyat apley proud sardarji utartat. Ice cream aslyasarkech shi chya vata gatagata tondat taktat. 35 vatya hotat ani ajun fakta 1 vati khalli ki world champion honar tevdhyat sardarji ti 35 vi vati takoon detat and "ajibat khanar nahi" ase mhanun haartat. Desi junte cha support ani cheering kitihe zaley tarti appley sardarji ti 35 vi vaati khaat nahit ani america la gold medal milte.

4-5 divsanni india la jevva aplley patu parat-tat tevva media che loka tyanna vichartat

"Kay ho , apun pahilya 34 vatya itkya aaramat khallya, tumhala "bhook" tar hoti. Tar ka nahi khalli 35 vi vaati?"

Sardar vakde tond karun mhantat" Aho kase khanar, tyamadhye ek maashi marun padli hoti"

Love Marathi SMS

2008-03-03T14:03:00.000-08:00

Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

Priye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay ?

Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ...

Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant...

When i call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone uchal

lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde pai
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

What is ABCD Jeans??
Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye

Valentine Day SMS collection

2008-02-09T11:00:00.000-08:00

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.

Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...

Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right

When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you

If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

Valentine day Special

2008-02-09T10:51:00.000-08:00

Valentinsdagen 14. februar nærmer seg raskt. Finn en flørtemelding eller et søtt bilde du kan sende til en du liker. Eller kanskje en romantisk ringetone?

I wan’t to kiss ur lips
I wan’t to play with ur teeth
I want to teaste ur tounge
Hey ! don’t get angry fren
I m toothpaste………
Happy valentine dear

uR minE LOVE, & uR minE VALENTINE…i dO LOVE U & itS truE…i nevR knW mY lifE wthouT U…i wanA livE BUT itS onlY wtH U honeY…plyX bE mY VALENTINE…i ll holD U 4evR…!MHS

ROSE IS RED,EYES IS BLUE,YOU LOVE ME AND,I LOVE YOU. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY.

What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart.Be my Valentine.

Could you say where the sea ends from the shore…? ” MY LOVE IS SAME FOR U.” [Will u be my Valentine?]

Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
Be my Valentine!

DREAMING of you makes my night worth while
THINKING of you makes me * smile *
HAVING you is the best thing ever, and
LOVING you is what i plan to do…forever.
Happy Valentine’s Day.

“Near ones r not dear” “Dear ones r not near” It is easy to remember the near ones. But… Very difficult to forget the dear ones.
HAPPY Valentine’s Day.

White-silent
Blue-cool
Red-reserved
pink-lovely
voilet-naughty
brown-isolated
orange-hot
black-smart
grey-talkative
Which colour u think suits me?
Reply soon
my valentine..

“I’m enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you. I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you. Happy Valentine’s Day

Oh Valentine, Valentine
Please be mine
These words, oh so sweet
I cannot define
Oh Valentine, Valentine
Please be mine
Could these words be so true
That I really do love you?
Oh Valentine, Valentine
Please be mine
These words are so sweet
They taste better than any treat
Oh Valentine, Valentine
Please be mine
I love you so much from the bottom
Of my heart
That no one or nothing
Can ever tear us apart

My valentine,
Why would I bring you chocolate when you are the treat.
My valentine,
Why would I bring you flowers when your smell is what’s sweet.
My valentine,
Why would I buy you a card when the words can be heard through me. My valentine,
Why would I take you out some place when all I need is to see your face. My valentine,
Why would I celebrate this on one special day,
When I can do it always.

Every day I come to school;
I spend a lot of time
Learning all the things you teach,
Which is the reason I’m
Sending you this Valentine;
It’s meant to let you know
I’m happy you’re my teacher
And I want to tell you so!
Happy Valentine’s Day
To my favorite teacher!

Wherever I may go;
On Valentine’s Day I’d like to say
I care more than you know.
Though I may not be yours,
And I may, in my ignorance,
Be speaking to closed doors.
I have no inkling of your heart,
No hint what you might say;
But when I think of you the sun
Will just not go away.

There is in you a loveliness
That makes my darkness shine,
And so I’ll wait, if wait I must,
To be your Valentine
Fond thoughts are coming your way;
We’ve always had a special connection,
So Happy Valentine’s Day!

!4th Feb Valentine's Day SMS

2008-02-09T10:39:00.000-08:00

Explore our magnificent collection of Valentine special SMS! It gives you plethora of options to send a Valentine message matching the relation you share with others. Valentine's Day SMS is the most expressive and easy way to show your heartiest feeling. You may just copy and send these lovely Valentine messages to all your dear ones. You can also send us some interesting and sweet romantic Valentine messages and help us enrich our collection!

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine's Day
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My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,
Like a mirror without a reflection. I Love U my Valentine
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My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.
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Without Love -- days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love everyday...Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.
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I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart, so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.
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"I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you. I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you. Happy Valentine's Day!
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If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone.
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Love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile. Your loving face no one will ever take your place. Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day!
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I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best love ever!
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Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.
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To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again.
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May this Valentine bless us with the cupid of love and warmth of romance. Happy Valentine's Day Honey!
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My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you!
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Let's share the world
. A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me.
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Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.
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If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone.

valentines day Sms messages

2008-01-24T12:32:00.000-08:00

I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,so deposit your love
in it and you will get the interest

if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian angel, so i could
wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone...

it is hard to talk when your in love because when i look into your beautiful i get
my breath taken away

R.for red ,red for blood ,blood for heart, heart for love, love for u ,u for me,
me is u , I love u

Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch i long 4 so mch,Ur voice so
softly dat whispers i'm ur's 4ever b mine my baby "I LOVE U"

ill drop a tear drop into the ocean & the day i find that tear drop is the day
i stop loving u!

baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but I
always tell the m i dont wanna go cause im addicted to ... YOU

one day the moon sed 2 me, if ur lover makes u cry why dont you leave ur
lover.. i looked at the moon n replied would u every leave ur sky?

When u feel alone just look at the spaces between ur fingers remeber that
in those spaces u can c my fingers locked with urs 4ever!!!

there was an headcount of angels in heaven, pandemonium strucked
discoverin dat an angel is missing, pls call heaven & tell dem ur safe wit me,
my sweet angel

I am in da emergency room now talk'n to da doctor he says it doesn't look
good he says I am going to die... If I ever stop loving YOU!

today a few drops of blood fell down of my heart and when i asked why the response was “There was someone very cruel in yours heat that forced us to come out.

L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever
the 4 signs of love

Love is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving

Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragrance,but will remind u of my existence 4ever in ur life…

My love that shall not die, till the sun grows cold, and the stars grow old

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long time

You may feel like your world's falling apart,
And that you have to leave soon and may not get through,
But didn't someone say those who care are with you in your heart?
And I know it's hard,
With your family shit,
And regular teenage dramas,
And nothing seems to fit,
I've been there also,
And you've been helping me through,
And if you ever need it,
I'll be there for you,
If you want to shout,
Or if you want to cry,
If you want to scream,
Or maybe even die,
I'll be here,
All you have to do is say,
I'll try and help you through,
To see a brighter day .WARRAICH

Let Me Draw URs Face
.......
Dont Move,,,,,
Nearly Finished !
Okey Done !!!
Wanna Look ????
*****
( @-@ ) Kiny Sonyy wo Tusi !!Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641

When words are not enough....
To express your feelings....
Dont think you're in LOVE....
You just need to join... ILETS Ö§mäñ

lovers are like PIZZAS,
hot and spicy,eaten frquently jeetu

hopeall the happiness will b urs ,on this eid day &may all ur dreams b full filled &plan b accomplished by the charm of this day ujala foz

if care is a rain drop i send u shower.if smile is a petel i send u flower. if HAPINESS is a second i send U hours .if pray is a moment i send Ulife.Hamid

Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best.MADIPHAPHI

I wish I were a rose & u were a bee,I wud close u inside of me 4ever. Tebza

oT TnAW TZUL I THpinboop YAZ
!..ZmA3rb T33w2
! .. YNNUZ Z'rU
Canfused na? Read in a mirror.. Now.....
Bye;-:) SANIA

I miss you , all the time of my life . i need you every moment . i love you all the time . Deepu 09847774000

Love , like a river , will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle . Deepu 09847774000

You will never find another love like mine.. so come back to me now.. im waiting Deepu 09847774000

All r young lives we search 4 some1 to love.some1 who makes us complete. we choose partners. we dance to a song of heartbreak and hope. all the while wondering if somewhere, somehow.there's some1 perfect..who might be searching 4 us!!! Deepu 09847774000

Days may end, night ma fall, but i will be there 4 u til we wont see each other at all. sun may rise, moon may fall, but i think my life would never be this nice.if i never knew you at all. Deepu 09847774000

Dnt get too close if you'll pass by. don't smile if you'll just make me cry. don't touch me if you'll jst walk away. don't love me if you'll not stay.. Deepu 09847774000

I dnt know y i suddenly cant take u 4 granted, why m suddently eager to see u, why i suddently miss u.when stl im not certain with my feelings for you.maybe becoz i love you now. Deepu 09847774000

I don't knw y m so aftraid to lose u when ur not even mine. i dnt know y i love u when u don't even loveme.idont knw y ur the 1 for mewhen m jst some1 to you : Deepu 09847774000

I love you bt m not xpecting anything in return. i never ask u 2 care 4 me..to think of me.tomiz me.or 2 even luveme. bt i cant rmmber, did i ever ask u 2 hurt me?!?! Deepu 09847774000

I said many sweet things 2 u.bt u said goodbye.i asked y?!?!? uve said coz m starting 2 love u 2.so y do u have 2 go?!?!? u said coz my friend s in luv with you. Deepu 09847774000

I love you without knowing how.i love u without knowing when.i love you without knowing y.i love you even though knowing to you.im just a friend. Deepu 09847774000

Do u believe that once 2 hearts joined in friendship it united now with love!?!?!?! Deepu 09847774000

All i ever wanted was some1 to care for me. all i ever wanted was someone who would be there for me.all i ever wanted was someone who would be true.all i ever wanted was someone like you Deepu 09847774000

I never thought i wud b close 2u, never thought id care 4u, never thought id cry coz of u, never thought id luv u.never even thought id b dreamin of having u..bt i guess i wouldn't have felt old s f i have never found u.Deepu 09847774000

A heart is a small place where many people can dwell.wanna vist the place?!? here's my heart, open it and you'll see that you've got a big place inside of me. Deepu 09847774000

without you.
The birds can make no melody.
The flowers have no other beauty or perfume..
All is a meaningless waste.
I love you.
You are in every thought. The sun cannot shine
Dreams, hope, desire.
by farharaza. 03212126457

Loving is not how you forget but how you forgive, not how you listen but how you understand, not what you see but how you feel, and not how you let go but how you hold on. by farhadraza 03212126457

All kinds of love bring us together, causes the broken, hearts you mend, people must love, now and forever, there's only I love in the end. by farhadraza 03212126457

Love is what I see in, your smile every day.
Love is what I feel in, every touch you give.
Love is what I hear in, every word you say.
Love is what we share every day we live
by farhadraza 03212126457

O my dear,
Where you don't come in my dreams, why you tease me.
Why you don't come, for God seek come again in my dreams, in my life, in my eyes, in my heart, in my soul.
I know why you don't come. Coz I broke your swear; try to understand, I was in a great trouble then.
So I cold not come, please come, I am silly.
How can you come, you have died but my love is alive, I will love yours soul till my life.
by farhadraza 03212126457

When my arms can't reach people close to my heart.
I always hug them with my prayers.
May allah's peace be with you.
A very happy eid mubarak 2 U.rokan

Every Hour I think of U
Every Minut I think of U
Every Second I think of U
I 4 U and I Die 4 U
It's not 4 days, It's not 4 weeks,
It's not 4 months or years, It's 4 ever.

Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday..SaaMer 03002711588

AMBAL RAMBLE AND CHABAL ARE THREE FRIENDS,AMBLE IS IN THE BAZAR,RAMBLE IS GOING ON TRAIN AND CHABAL IS READING MY SMS. HA HA HA HA

Troubles as light as Air, love as deep as Ocean, Friends as Solid as Diamonds, and Success as bright as Gold... These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of EID. Happy Eid From SaaMer 03002711588

If thngs wud come2a situation where I wud b told dat 2morow Im dying, I wud spend de rest of de day, lying next2u,holding ur arms n kissing u, knowing dat u've been my darling since I met u&Im going2leave u in pain&tears dat will ask GOD2extend my living days jst2b with u. Slezz

Tell a frnd,ur niece,cousin,dog,cat,ur granny n lastly tell any living creature dat I will 4eva LOVE u,coz if i dnt de whole world is gonna hate me,coz I made a promise 2 u. Slezz

You're eyes are soften tender, as sweet as they can be. There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me. by farhadraza 03212126457

Bee love honey,
Miss love money,
Flower love due,
But,
I LOVE YOU

sometimes when i
reflect back on all the
ciggarettes i smoked, i
feel ashamed. Then i
look into the ciggarette
and think abouth the workers
in the ciggarette factory
and all of their hopes and
dreams. if i dont smoke this
ciggarette, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be
shattered, Then i say to myself,
its better that i smoke this
ciggarette and let their dreams
come true then be selfish and
worry about my LUNGS...
Think abt it. farhadraza 03212126457

Accepts you as you are,
Believes in you,
Calls you just to say "Hi!"
Doesn't give up on you,
Envisions the whole of you!
Forgives your mistakes,
Gives unconditionally,
Helps you when you need a hand!
Ignores your little flaws,
Just wants to be with you,
Keeps you close to their heart,
Loves you for who you are!
Makes a difference in your life!
Never judges unfairly,
Offers support,
Picks you up when you're down!
Quiets your fears,
Raises your spirits,
Says nice things about you, and
Tells you the truth when you need to hear it!
Understands you,
Values the good things in you,
Walks beside you through sun or rain!
Xplains things you don't understand,
Yells when you won't listen, and
ZAPS you back to reality when you need it! by farhadraza 03212126457

Can u see me? No. Tern around, can u see me now, no, turn again. Can u see me now; I can see u because u have a special place in my heart. by farhadraza 03212126457

Lonely no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you. by farhadraza 03212126457

When life gives you thousand reasons to cry, show that you have million reasons to smiling and enjoy your life. But never forget me. by farhadraza 03212126457

O my dear,
Where you don't come in my dreams, why you tease me.
Why you don't come, for God seek come again in my dreams, in my life, in my eyes, in my heart, in my soul.
I know why you don't come. Coz I broke your swear; try to understand, I was in a great trouble then.
So I cold not come, please come, I am silly.How can you come, you have died but my love is alive, I will love yours soul till my life.by farhadraza 03212126457

Love is what I see in, your smile every day.
Love is what I feel in, every touch you give.
Love is what I hear in, every word you say.
Love is what we share every day we live.
by farhadraza 03212126457

khan mohsin
0% i hate u,
10% so nice u,
20% so cute u,
30% so kind u,
40% so need of u,
50% found of u,
60% my deal u,
70% i want u,
80% i miss u,
90% i like
100% @};-I@};-Love@};-U@};-

1000 words I could say,
1000 wishes I could pray,
1000 miles legs could walk,
1000 sounds a mouth could talk,
1000 times i'll b true,
1000 ways 2 say i luv u!..SaaMer 03002711588

You r the one who have taken my breath, who disturbed me mentaly and i can not imagine any one with you in my life. Nisar 0300-5986641

Seasons will Change,
Colours will Fade,
But....
One thind that will Never Change...
The way that I Feel bout U...
And....
One thing that will Neaver Fade that is My LOVE 4 U......
I LOVE U SO MUCH sameer

I love the spring mornings,
the afternoons in autumn,
the winter evenings
and the summer nights
..but you I love more sweet heart! SaaMer 03002711588

If i would know that I'm gonna die tomorrow,
I'll spend 23 hours with u and
if u wonder what about the last hour
In that I'll find someone who can take care of u
Love you always.. SaaMer 03002711588

O' my love is like a red red rose. That's newly sprung in June O' my love is like the melodies, that's sweetly play's in tune. by farhadraza 03212126457

They taught me that one hour equals 60 minuets and that one minute equal 60 seconds, but they never told me that one-second without you can last forever. by farhadraza 03212126457

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it. by farhadraza 03212126457

Sometimes I hide my feelings
Or deny they may be true
I bury them deep down inside
So I can feel secureFahad 0345-7207234

sajjaad
COURT ORDER! Ur accused of crawling into my HEART,& hijacking my smiles with your care.Hw du plead? GUILTY! U R sentenced 2 b MY FRND 4-LIFE-no bail!

My love for you is growing
You're more than just my friend
I swore because of my past hurts
I've never love againFahad 0345-7207234

Please come and sit beside me
I have so much to say
The words I have to share with you
I need to speak todayFahad 0345-7207234

It is so simple to be happy but it is so difficult to be simple
U R My Heart Beat... Fahad 0345-7207234

Love says "If u ever need anything,
I'll b there" but friendship says
" You'll never need anything if I'll b there " Fahad 0345-7207234

Every second God remembers you,
Every minute God bless you,
Every hour God cares for you because...
Every day I pray God to take care of U Fahad 0345-7207234

I've been searching for sometime now
For someone to walk with me,
To share my life and journey
Sometimes I thought it would never be.
I wanted perfection, an angel
Someone with a heart of gold,
A lover and partner for life
To be together as we grow old.
I almost missed you
While I was looking around,
But I took a second glance
And you're what I found.
My search has ended
Time for love has come due,
You are perfect in every way
I've been searching for you. Fahad 0345-7207234

If in the morning when you wake,
If the sun does not appear,
I will be here.
If in the dark we lose sight of love,
Hold my hand and have no fear,
I will be here.
I will be here,
When you feel like being quiet.
Through the winning, losing, and trying,
we'll be together, And I will be here.
If in the morning when you wake,
If the future is unclear,
I will be here.
I will be true to the promises I've made,
To you and to the one who gave you to me.
I will be here.Fahad 0345-7207234

We never have what we like, we never like what we have, still we live, love and hope that some day we'll
get what we love, or love what you have, that's called "life"

5. Love is like a tornado, Love is like a storm, Love takes away the power of every life form, everyone is love
in crazed, and anyone is love in doze. Love makes it all difficult yet it's all so easy in love.

pril fool sms messages

2008-01-24T11:40:00.000-08:00

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If you have a digital camera, take a picture of the toilet, then plug in your digital camera into a PC or TV (using TV-out) and get the picture on screen. When you see people coming out of the toilets, start laughing out loud and pointing. The person will come and see the picture and think you saw them in there !
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# Break a chilli pepper and rub it a few times on mugs and cups .. adds spice to the daily cup of coffee.
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If your last one out of the office, empty multiple packs of Jello or Gelatine into the Toliets - the result next morning will be fun
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Do a few replacements ... Substitute Gravy instead of coffee granules !
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Get access to another person's office, cubicle or room, and move the entire contents of it to another location or even just outside the door. Another variation is to turn all objects in the room the opposite direction.

Tamil Film Reviews

2008-01-24T11:26:00.000-08:00

கவிதைகள்

இழப்பு!!

சில்லிடும் கடற்காற்றில்
நான் காத்திருந்தேன்!
நீ என்னை கடந்து செல்கையில்
என் கண்களைப் பார்த்திருந்தாய்!
என்னை கண்டவுடன்
கடற்கரை ஓரத்தில்
கற்பாறையில் கடல் அடித்திருக்கும்!
நெஞ்சின் ஓரத்திலே
உன்நினைவுகளை இதயம் சுமந்திருக்கும்!

Movie: Azhagiya Thamizh Magan
Language: Tamil
Cast: Vijay, Shriya, Namitha
Music: A.R.Rahman
Song: Ellaa Pugazhum
Singer: A.R.Rahman

(Music)
(Chorus)
Munnaal Munnaal Munnaal Munnaal Vaada..
Unnaal Mudiyum Unnaal Mudiyum Thozhaa..
Munnaal Munnaal Munnaal Munnaal Vaada..
Unnaal Mudiyum Unnaal Mudiyum Thozhaa..
(Music)

(Male)
Ellaa Pugazhum Oruvan Oruvanukke..
Nee Nadhi Pola Odikkondiru..
Endha Vervaikkum Vettrigal Vervaikkumey..
Unmai Ullathil Thoor Vaikkumey..
Ellaa Pugazhum Oruvan Oruvanukke..
Nee Nadhi Pola Odikkondiru..
Endha Vervaikkum Vettrigal Vervaikkumey..
Unmai Ullathil Thoor Vaikkumey..
Oh..Hey Thozhaa..
Munnaal Vaadaa..
Unnaal Mudiyum..
Thalathalabathi Thalabathi Neethaan Neethaan..
Anbuth Thalaivaa Vettri Namakkey..
Azhagiya Thamizh Magan Neethaney Neethaney..
(Chorus)

Aaaaa….
Ellaa Pugazhum Oruvan Oruvanukke..
Nee Nadhi Pola Odikkondiru..
Endha Vervaikkum Vettrigal Vervaikkumey..
Unmai Ullathil Thoor Vaikkumey..
(Music)
Munnaal Munnaal Munnaal Munnaal Vaada..
Unnaal Mudiyum Unnaal Mudiyum Thozhaa..
(Music)

(Male)
Naalai Naalai Naalai Endru Indrai Izhakkaathey..
Nee Indrai Izhakkaathey..Nee Indrai Izhakkaathey..
Indrai Vithaithaal Naalai Mulaikkum..
Adhai Nee Marakkaathey..
Nee Adhai Nee Marakkaathey..
Nee Adhai Nee Marakkaathey..
Nettru Nadantha Kaayathai Enni..
Nyaayathai Vidalaamaa?
Nyaayam Kaayam Avaney Arivaan..
Avanidam Adhai Nee Vittuch Chel..
Hey..Thozaa Munnaal Vaada..
Unnaal Mudiyum..
Thalathalabathi Thalabathi Neethaan Neethaan..
Anbuth Thalaivaa Vettri Namakkey..
Azhagiya Thamizh Magan Neethaney..
(Chorus)

Eyyyyy….
Ellaa Pugazhum Oruvan Oruvanukke..
Nee Nadhi Pola Odikkondiru..
Endha Vervaikkum Vettrigal Vervaikkumey..
Unmai Ullathil Thoor Vaikkumey..
Munnaal Munnaal Munnaal Munnaal Vaada..
Unnaal Mudiyum Unnaal Mudiyum Thozhaa..
Munnaal Munnaal Munnaal Munnaal Vaada..
Unnaal Mudiyum Unnaal Mudiyum Thozhaa..

(Male)
Maanavan Manadhu Vaithaal Mudiyaathenbadhu Illai..
Kadal Pole, Malai Pole, Kaatrai Pole, Bhoomi Pole..
Nee Perumai Serada..
Pirandhom Irundhom Sendrom..
Endra Vazhvai Thookip Podadaa..
Maanavan Manadhu Vaithaal..
(Music)

(Chorus)
Ellaa Pugazhum Oruvan Oruvanukke..
Nee Nadhi Pola Odikkondiru..
Endha Vervaikkum Vettrigal Vervaikkumey..
Unmai Ullathil Thoor Vaikkumey..
Ellaa Pugazhum Oruvan Oruvanukke..
Nee Nadhi Pola Odikkondiru..
Endha Vervaikkum Vettrigal Vervaikkumey..
Unmai Ullathil Thoor Vaikkumey..
Oh oh oh oh Thozaa Munnaal Vaadaa..
Unnaal Mudiyum Unnaal Mudiyum..
Oh oh oh oh Thozaa Munnaal Vaadaa..
Unnaal Mudiyum Unnaal Mudiyum..
Thalathalabathi Thalabathi Neethaan Neethaan..
Anbuth Thalaivaa Vettri Namakkey..
Azhagiya Thamizh Magan Neethaney..
Maanavan Manadhu Vaithaal..
(Music) சில்லிடும் கடற்காற்றில்
நான் காத்திருந்தேன்!
நீ என்னை கடந்து செல்கையில்
என் கண்களைப் பார்த்திருந்தாய்!
என்னை கண்டவுடன்
மலரும் உன் முகமென்ன!
ஆனந்தத்தில் தாவி ஓடும்
உன் நடை என்ன!
உன்னிடத்தில் எனக்கோ மயக்கம்
ஆயினும் பேச தயக்கம்!
பேசாத என்னைக்கண்டு உனக்கு கோபம்
ஆயினும் என்னைக்கண்டு நாணம்!
காலம் என்னை உன்னிடத்தில்
இருந்து பிரித்துவிட்டது!
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Tamil Girls Names

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Letter "A" Names

AadalArasi	Artistic
AaduMayil	Dancing Peacock
Aaranam	Name of an Ornament
AatralArasi	Achiever; Skilled
Aavani
Aavirai
Agalvili	Broad Eyes
Aganagai	Inner Happiness
Ahila	Worldly; Knowledgeable; also Ahilam ; also Aki-
Alagarasi	Queen of Beauty
Alagi	Beautiful; pron. azhagi
Alagini	Beautiful and Sweet; See Alagi
Alagu	Beauty; See Alagi
Alaimagal	Goddess of Wealth; Daughter of the Ocean
Alamelu
Alli	Name of a Beautiful Flower
Amaidhi	Peace
Amaidhini	Peaceful and Sweet
Ambuvili	Piercing Eyes; Eyes resembling an Arrow tip
Ammani	Gem of a Girl
Amudham	Sweet
Amudhini	Sweet
Anandi	Merrisome; Full of smiles
Anangu
Anbalagi	Lovely and Beautiful; See Anbu
Anbini	Kind and Sweet
Anbu	Love; Lovely; Kindness
Anbulam	Lovely; Kind-Hearted
Anbumoli	Who Speaks Kindly
AnbuValli	Kind
Angammal
Anicham	Name of a Beautiful Flower; also AnichaMalar
Anjalai
Annam	Able to discriminate between good and bad; Swan Bird; also Annakili
AnnaMayil	Annam (swan bird) + Mayil (Peacock)
Aram	Righteous; pron. aRam
Aramoli	Righteous Word; See Aram

Letter "B" Names

Balamani

Youthful; Tender

Letter "C" Names

Chellam	Precious
ChellaMani	Precious Gem
Chellakili	Precious
Chellakumari	Precious Girl
Chellammal	Precious Girl
ChellaVadivu	Precious
Chemmani	Flawless Gem
Chemmoli	Flawless
CheranMadhevi	Chera Queen
CheranMagal	Daughter of Cheran
Chinnamal	Little Girl
ChinnaMani	Little Gem
Chithirai	Name of the first Thamil month
Chokkammal
Chokki
Cholai	Garden; See Cholaiyammal
CholaiMani	Garden Gem; See Cholai
Cholaiyammal	Garden Girl; See Solaiyammal
CholanMagal	Daughter of Cholan
Chudar	Brilliant; See Sudar
ChudarKodi	Brilliant; See Sudarkodi
ChudarMadhi	Brilliant Moon; See Sudarmadhi
ChudarMani	Brilliant; See Sudarmani
ChudarOli	Brilliant; See Sudaroli

Letter "D" Names

DheivaChelvi	Blessed girl
DheivaNayagi
DheivaVadivu	With the likeness of God

Letter "E" Names

Eelakili	Parakeet from Eelam; Beautiful
ElamPirai	Young Crescent; See IlamPirai
Elavarasi	Princess; Youthful; See Ilavarasi
Elil	Beauty; pron. ezhil
Elili	Beautiful
Elilmangai	Beautiful Girl; See Elili & Elilnangai
ElilVili	Beautiful Eyes
Elisai	Seven Musical Notes; Melodious

EelaChelvi	Eelam Girl; also EelaSelvi
Elilammal	Beautiful Girl
ElilArasi	Beautiful
ElilChelvi	Beautiful Girl; also ElilSelvi
ElilKani	Beautiful and as Sweet as a Fruit
ElilMani	Beautiful Gem
Elilnangai	Beautiful Girl; See Elili & Elilmangai
ElisaiChelvi	Seven Musical Notes; Melodious; see Elisai; also ElisaiSelvi
ElisaiValli	Seven Musical Notes; Melodious; See Elisai

Letter "G" Names

GnanaChelvi	Intelligent Girl
GnanaMagal	Intelligent Girl
GnanaMalar	Intelligent Flower
GnanaMani	Intelligent Gem
GnanaVadivu	Symbol of Intelligence
GnanaValli	Intelligent
Guna	Good Character; see Kuna
GunaMaalai	Possessing Good Character
GunaMalar	Possessing Good Character
GunaVadivu	Symbol of Good Character

Letter "H" Names

Harini

Goddess Lakshmi

Letter "I" Names

Idhaya	Heart; also Idaya
Ilakkiya	A Classic
Ilamayil	Young Peacock (Peahen)
Ilanguyil	Kuyil - A Bird with Melodious Voice; see Kuyil; also Ilanguyili
Ilanila	Moon Crescent; see IlamPirai
Ilavarasi	Princess
Ilavenil	Spring (the season); Youthful
Inbavalli	Happy Girl
Inimai	Sweetness
Inimoli	Sweet Voice
Iniya	Sweet
Innila	Sweet Moon; Brilliant;
Innisai	Sweet Melody
Iraimani	Divine Gem
Isai	Melody; Music
Iyalisai	Melody; Music

IlamPirai	Young Crescent
IlaNangai	Youthful Girl
Ilangodi	Tender Vine; Youthful
Ilavalagi	Young and Beautiful
Inimoliyaal	Girl with Sweet Voice; see Inimoli
Iniyaal	Sweet; See Iniya & Iniyaval
Iniyaval	Sweet; See Iniya & Iniyal
Inkurali	Possessing Melodious Voice
IsaiNagai	Isai = Music + Nagai = Smile
IsaiNayagi	Queen of Music
IsaiAmudhu	Melody; Music
IsaiArasi	Queen of Music
IsaiKani	Ultimate Music
IsaiNila	Isai = Music + Nila = Moon

Letter "K" Names

Kaartika
Kaaviya	Heroine; also Kaviya
Kaveri	Prosperous; The River Kaveri; pron. kaaveri
Kadhiroli	Brilliant like the Ray of Sun; Intelligent
Kalai	Art
KalaiArasi	Queen of Arts
KalaiMagal	Goddess of Arts; Goddess Saraswathi
Kanaiyali	Name of an Ornament
Kanimoli	Possessing Sweet Voice
Kannagi	The Heroine of Silappadhikaram; Whose Eyes Smile
Kannammal	As Precious as Eyes; Character in Barathiyar's songs
Katpagam	Possessing Good Character; also Karpagam
Kaviarasi	Queen of Poetry
Kavimalar	Beautiful like the Poetic Flower
KaviNila	Beautiful like the Poetic Moon
Kavitha	Poem
Kayal	With Beautiful Eyes; Also Kayali
Kili	Parakeet
Kodhai	Beautiful Girl; pron. kOdhai
KodiMalli	Malligai Flower on a Vine; also KodiMalligai
KodiMullai	Mullai Flower on a Vine
Kohila	Sweet Voiced like a Kuyil (Cuckoo); also Kuyili
KolaMayil	Dancing Peacock (Peahen)
KolaVili	With Beautiful Eyes like a Kolam
Komagal	Princess; pron. kOmagal
Koormadhi	Intelligent
Kotravai
Kulali	With Beautiful Hair
Kumudha	Beautiful like the Kumudham Flower; also Kumudham, Kumudhini
Kuna	Good Character
Kurinji	Name of a Unique Flower that blooms every twelve years
Kuvalai	Name of a Beautiful Flower
Kuyili	Sweet Voiced like a Kuyil (Cuckoo); also Kuyila

KaarKulali	With Beautiful Black Hair; See KarungKulali
Kala	Art
KalaiAmudham	Artistic Wealth
KalaiKadhir	Artistic
KalaiMalar	Artistic
KalaiMani	Gem of Arts
KalaiMoli	Language of the Arts
KalaiPoonga	Possessing many Artistic Skills
KalaiSelvi	Artistic Girl; also KalaiChelvi
KalaiSudar	Artistic; also KalaiChudar
KalaiVaani	Goddess of Arts; Goddess Saraswathi; also KalaiMagal
Kaliyammal
Kaniamudhu	Sweet
Kanmani	As Precious as the Eye
KarungKulali	With Beautiful Black Hair; See KarKulali
Karuvili	With Beautiful Black Eyes
KaviKuyil	Sweet Voiced like Kuyil; see Kuyila
Kayal	With Beautiful Eyes resembling a Fish; also Kayali
KayalVili	With Beautiful Eyes resembling a Fish; also Kayal
Kilimoli	With Pleasant Voice like a Kili
KodiMalar	Flower on a Vine
KonguMagal	Girl from Kongu Naadu
Kulamagal
Kumari	Youthful
KumudhaMalar	Name of a Beautiful Flower; See Kumudha
Kumudhini	Beautiful and Sweet; See Kumudham
Kundhavai	also Kundavai
Kuppammal
Kuralarasi	With Sweet Voice
Kuyil	Sweet Voiced like a Kuyil (Cuckoo); See Kuyili
Kuyilisai	Sweet Voice of the Kuyil; See Kuyili
KuyilMoli	Sweet Voice of the Kuyil; See Kuyili

Letter "L" Names

Lingammal	Goddess Parvati
Logambal	Goddess Parvati
Loganayaki	Goddess Parvati

Letter "M" Names

Maalai	Garland of Flowers
Maalini	As Beautiful as Flowers, and Sweet; also Malini
Maargali	Name of an Auspicious Month
Maari	Prosperous; Goddess of Rain
Maasila	Pure; Without Blemish
Mahilam	Cheerful; Name of a Flower
Maina	Name of a Beautiful Bird
MalaiMagal	Goddess Parvathi; Daughter of the Hills
Malar	Flower
Malliga	Name of a Flower with a Lovely Fragrance; Jasmine; also Mallika
Mangai	Cultured Lady
Mangala	Blessed
Manimegalai	see Mekala
ManiMoli
Maragadham	A Gem
Marudham	The Lush Green Fields
Mayil	Full of Grace and Beauty like a Peacock (Peahen); also Mayili, Mayila
Meena	With Beautiful Eyes resembling a Fish; See Kayalvili
Mekala	Excellent Art; also Mekalai, Megala, Megalai
Meyyalagi	Truely Beautiful Girl; also Meyyalagu
Minnal	Lightning; Brilliance; also Minnoli
Mullai	Name of a Flower with a Lovely Fragrance
Muthalagi	Beautiful like a Pearl; See Muthu & Mutholi
Muthammal	Beautiful like a Pearl
Mutholi	Like the Shine on a Pearl

Maadharasi	Queen of Women
Maariyammal	Prosperous; Goddess of Rain; See Maari
Malaiyarasi	Queen of the Hills
MalarKodi	Flower Vine; see Malar
MalarManam	Fragrance of Flowers
MalarOviyam	A Painting of Flowers
MalarVili	With Beautiful Eyes resembling a Flower
Malathi	Flower; see Malar
MangaiArasi	Queen of Ladies; see Mangai; also Mangaiyarkarasi
Manikodi
ManiMaalai	Gem Necklace
ManiNagai
ManiTamil
Maniyammal	Like a Gem
Marudhammal	From the Lush Green Fields; See Marudham
Mayilammal	Full of Grace and Beauty like a Peacock; See Mayil
MayilArasi	Queen with Grace and Beauty like a Peacock; See Mayil
Mayilathal	Full of Grace and Beauty like a Peacock; See Mayil
MeenVili	With Beautiful Eyes resembling a Fish; See Kayalvili
Melliyal
Menmoli	Who Speaks Kindly
Meyyammal	Truthful Girl
Meyyarasi	Truthful
Minnalkodi	Lightning; Brilliance; See Minnal
Mudiyarasi	Queen; See Arasi
MullaiVadivu	Like Mullai Flower; See Mullai
Muthamil	Well-versed in all the Thamil arts
MuthamilArasi	Well-versed in all the Thamil arts; See Muthamil
Mutharasi	Beautiful Queen like a Pearl
Muthelil	Beautiful like a Pearl; See Muthu
Muthu	Pearl
MuthuChippi	Pearl Shell
MuthuKaruppi	Beautiful like a Black Pearl
MuthuMaalai	Pearl Necklace
MuthuMaari
MuthuMangai	Beautiful Girl like a Pearl
MuthuMani	Pearl
MuthuNagai	Smile that Resembles a Pearl
MuthuValli

Tamil Boy Names

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Aadhavan	Brilliant like the Sun; Alt. Adhavan
Adaleru	Brave
Adiban	Leader; also Adhiban
Adimoolan	Supreme Being; also Adimoolam; also Adhi-
Adithan	Leader; also Adhithan
Agamadhi	Intelligent
Agamani	Gem
Agathiyan	Name of a Saint
Agavoli	Intelligent; Brilliant
Ahilan	Worldly; Knowledgeable; Also Akilan
Alagan	Handsome; pron azhagan; See Alagu
Alaganban	Handsome; See Alagan
Alagappan	Handsome
Alagar	God Sivan
Alagarasan	King of Beauty; Handsome King; Also Alagarasu
Alagelil	Handsome and Elegant
Alagendhi	Handsome
Alagesan
Alagiri
Alagu	Handsome; See Alagan
Alagumani	Handsome Gem
Alagumalai
Alagumuthu	Handsome Gem
AlaguSelvan	Handsome; See Alagan
AlaguSivan	God Sivan

Letter "B" Names

Bala	Vibrant; Also Balan
Balaji	God Venkatan
BalaKumar	Youthful; Also BalaKumaran
BalaMurugan	God Murugan
Balan	Vibrant
BalaSingam	Young Lion
BalaSubramanian	God Murugan
BalaVenkatan	God Vengatan
BaluSami

Letter "C" Names

Cheliyan	Prosperous; Rich; Resourceful; pron chezhiyan
ChellaKani	Precious
Chellan	Precious
ChellaMani	Precious gem; see Selvamani
Chembiyan	also Sembiyan
Chemmal	Perfect; also Semmal
Chemmani	Precious Gem; also Semmani
Chemmoli	Precious Words; pron chemmozhi
Chenni
Cheralathan	A Chera King
Cheramaan	A Chera King
Cheran	The Chera King; From the Chera (currently Kerala) country
Chindhanai	Intelligence; Thought
ChinnaDurai	Prince
ChinnaMuthu	Little Pearl
ChinnaSami
Chokkan	God Sivan
Cholai
Cholan	The Chola King; From the Chola Country
Chudar	Brilliant; also Sudar
ChudarMani	Brilliant
ChudarOli	Brilliant

ChellaKannu	Precious; see Selvakannu
ChellaKumaran	Precious; see Selvakumaran
ChellaMuthu	Precious pearl; see Selvamuthu
ChellaPerumal	Precious; see Selvaperumal
Chellappan	Precious
ChellaThurai	Precious
Chennimalai	One of the Abodes of God Murugan
CheraNadan	The Chera King; From the Chera (currently Kerala) country
ChevalKodiyon	God Murugan

Letter "D" Names

Dayalan	Kind
DeivaMani	Blessed Gem
Deeran	Achiever; also Dheeran & Theeran
Devan	Godly; also Thevan
DevaNathan	Godly
DevaNesan	Pious; also DevaNeyan
Devaram	Name of a divine scripture; also Thevaram
DuraiKannan
DuraiMurugan	God Murugan
DuraiMuthu
DuraiPandi
DuraiPandiyan
DuraiSami
DuraiSingam
DuraiVel	also DuraiVelan

Letter "E" Names

EegaiArasu	King of Charity
Eegan	Charitable; Endowed
Eelamani	Gem of Eelam
Elango	Prince; also Ilango; Chera Prince who authored the classic Silappadhikaram
Elavarasan	Prince; also Ilavarasan & Elavarasu
Elil	Handsome; pron. ezhil
Elilan	Handsome; see Elil; pron. ezhilan
Elilarasan	King of Beauty; see Elil; also Elilarasu
Elilchelvan	Handsome; see Elil; also ElilSelvan
Elilendhi	Handsome; see Elil
Elilmani	Handsome; ; see Elil
ElilVendan	King of Beauty; see Elil
Elisaiyan	Master of Music; Maestro; also Elisai
ElisaiChelvan	Master of Music; Maestro; also ElisaiSelvan
ElisaiNambi	Elisai = Music + Nambi = Confident
EluMalai	Seven Hills (Thirupathi); pron. ezhumalai
EriSudar	Intelligent

Letter "G" Names

GnanaChelvan	Learned
Gnanam	Wisdom
GnanaMani	Learned
GnanaMurugan	God Murugan
GnanaMuthu	Learned
GnanaOli	Wisdom
GnanaPandiyan	Learned
GnanaSooriyan	Learned
GnanaThangam	Learned
GnanaVel	God Murugan
GnanaVelan	God Murugan
GnanaVendan	Learned
Gnani	Learned
Govindan	God Venkateswaran
Gunalan	Man of Virtues
GunaSeelan	Man of Virtues

Letter "Y" Names

YaalChelvan	Pride of Yaalpaanam (Jaffna)
Yaalmani	Gem of Yaalpaanam (Jaffna)
Yaalvendan	Ruler of Yaalpaanam (Jaffna)

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Tamil Love SMS Poems

2008-01-24T10:57:00.000-08:00

FOUND YOU
I love you up from heaven
down to the ground
I'm really glad
to have you found

ANGEL
last night an angel walked into my room. I asked him to watch over you.
but he came back I asked him why he said:an angel doesn't watch over another angel

DONT4GET
Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET!

HOW MUCH U MEAN 2 ME
If i go 2 heaven an ur not der i'll write ur name on evry stair 4 all 2 c how much u mean 2 me

ALL THE TIME
Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time.

TOO MUCH!
when God gave us friendships he tried to be fair, but when i got you, i got more than my share!

2 GOOD 2 B TRUE
they say sugar is sweet and honey is too but baby wot do i call u? ur sexier than sexy and hotter than that there's only one name 4 u and thats 2 good 2 b true

FALL
U can fall from the sky
U can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
is in love with me.

4EVER
u r me, and i is u for eva our love will be true

MEANT 2 B
i love u babe i really do, i love the times when im with u, the way u say that u love me, i think that this was meant to be

STOLEN
Your words of love steal
someone's heart,
but you don't know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!Friendship SMS messages, Friendship quotes
Enjoy the Friendship Sms Messages, FriendShip Quotes and One Liners.

Friendship SMS messages, Friendship quotes

FRIENDS

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

F.U.C.K

REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

FRIENDSHIP IS....

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

PRICELESS GIFT

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

COMPARE

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

FRIENDS 4 LIFE

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

COMPUTER

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

FRIENDS ALWAYS

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

ANGEL FRIENDS

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

OUT OF MY CONTROL

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

MEMORY LASTS FOREVER

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

FRIENDSHIP

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

NEVER SPLIT

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

NEVER LOSE TRUE FRIENDS

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

WITHOUT A FRIEND LIKE U

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

BEHIND YOU

DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...

NEVER LOSE ME!

We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

SHOOTING STARS

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

Funny One Liners, One Liner Jokes, Famous Oneliners

«» Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?

«» Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

«» How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!

«» ***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for £1
... No Strings attached
...but for a limited period ONLY!
...A bloody good deal!* Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
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«» FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.

«» Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.

«» Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes....almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how I sex on text!

«» Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person -
Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!* I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!

«» Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

«» HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?

«» U know what's the difference between u getin laid, and pope getin laid? If pope get laid it a Sin, if u get laid it a Miracle :)

«» This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

«» Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.* A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone* Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!

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«» The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

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Computer Jokes

2007-12-31T13:51:00.001-08:00

Dear Boss,

I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem makes any sense to me.

At any rate I have finished converting all the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following improved months: Januark, Februark, Mak, Julk.

In addition, I have changed the days of the week, and they are now: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak and Saturdak.

Is it enough, or should I change any other Y to K? I am a fan of the New York Yankees. Should I call them New Kork Kankees in order to be Y2K ready?

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APL is a write-only language.

In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.

C gives you enough rope to hang yourself. C++ also gives you the tree object to tie it to.

A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard.

PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or Fortran.

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Programming Languages are Like Cars

Assembler: A formula I race car. Very fast but difficult to drive and maintain.
FORTRAN II: A Model T Ford. Once it was the king of the road.
FORTRAN IV: A Model A Ford.
FORTRAN 77: a six-cylinder Ford Fairlane with standard transmission and no seat belts.
COBOL: A delivery van. It's bulky and ugly but it does the work.
BASIC: A second-hand Rambler with a rebuilt engine and patched upholstery. Your dad bought it for you to learn to drive. You'll ditch it as soon as you can afford a new one.
PL/I: A Cadillac convertible with automatic transmission, a two-tone paint job, white-wall tires, chrome exhaust pipes, and fuzzy dice hanging in the windshield.
C++: A black Firebird, the all macho car. Comes with optional seatbelt (lint) and optional fuzz buster (escape to assembler).
ALGOL 60: An Austin Mini. Boy that's a small car.
ALGOL 68: An Aston Martin. An impressive car but not just anyone can drive it.
Pascal: A Volkswagon Beetle. It's small but sturdy. Was once popular with intellectual types.
LISP: An electric car. It's simple but slow. Seat belts are not available.
PROLOG/LUCID: Prototype concept cars.
FORTH: A go-cart.
LOGO: A kiddie's replica of a Rolls Royce. Comes with a real engine and a working horn.
APL: A double-decker bus. It takes rows and columns of passengers to the same place all at the same time but it drives only in reverse and is instrumented in Greek.
Ada: An army-green Mercedes-Benz staff car. Power steering, power brakes, and automatic transmission are standard. No other colors or options are available. If it's good enough for generals, it's good enough for you.
Java: All-terrain very slow vehicle.

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Software Development Cycle

Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. Software Development Cycle
Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.
Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discovers 15 new bugs.
Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.
Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.
Users find 137 new bugs.
Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.
Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.
Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.
Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.
New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.
Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free...

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A grade school teacher was asking his pupils what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first. What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Amy?"
Amy shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Amy" said the teacher. "What does your parent do, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse."

The teacher was aghast and went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation. Billy's dad said, "I'm actually a system programmer specializing in TCP/IP communication protocol on UNIX systems. How can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"

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A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish."

The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east."

The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits."

The programmer then said, "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs, and let them ask sensible changes"

Genie: "Uh, let me see that map again."

Short Programmer Jokes 3

2007-12-31T13:49:00.000-08:00

CIA - Computer Industry Acronyms
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can't See It
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS: Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
DEC: Do Expect Cuts
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
CA: Constant Acquisitions
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You're Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.

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Murphy's Laws of Computing

When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
When the going gets tough, upgrade.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.

Short Programmer Jokes 2

2007-12-31T13:48:00.000-08:00

1. In the beginning God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.
2. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good.
3. And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened. And God said - Let the Data go to their proper places. And he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks.
4. And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. Thus God created computers and called them hardware.
5. And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small and big... And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory.
6. And God said - I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer will make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and Data.
7. And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center; And God showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said You can use all the volumes and subvolumes but DO NOT USE Windows.
8. And God said - It is not Good for the programmer to be alone. He took a bone from the Programmer's body and created a creature that would look up at the Programmer; and admire the Programmer; and love the things the Programmer does; And God called the creature: the User.
9. And the Programmer and the User were left under the naked DOS and it was Good.
10. But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God. And Bill said to the User - Did God really tell you not to run any programs?
11. And the User answered - God told us that we can use every program and every piece of Data but told us not to run Windows or we will die.
12. And Bill said to the User - How can you talk about something you did not even try. The moment you run Windows you will become equal to God. You will be able to create anything you like by a simple click of your mouse.
13. And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and easier to use. And the User saw that any knowledge was useless - since Windows could replace it.
14. So the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said to the Programmer that it was good.
15. And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers. And God asked him - What are you looking for? And the Programmer answered - I am looking for new drivers because I can not find them in the DOS. And God said - Who told you need drivers? Did you run Windows? And the Programmer said - It was Bill who told us to !
16. And God said to Bill - Because of what you did you will be hated by all the creatures. And the User will always be unhappy with you. And you will always sell Windows.
17. And God said to the User - Because of what you did, the Windows will disappoint you and eat up all your Resources; and you will have to use lousy programs; and you will always rely on the Programmers help.
18. And God said to the Programmer - Because you listened to the User you will never be happy. All your programs will have errors and you will have to fix them and fix them to the end of time.
19. And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door and secured it with a password.
20. GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT

Five reasons Computers must be female

2007-12-31T13:47:00.002-08:00

Five reasons computers must be female...

5.- No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

4.- Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3.- The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2.- The message, "Bad command or filename", is about as informative as "if you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

1.- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Error Messages

2007-12-31T13:47:00.001-08:00

Microsoft is trying to add some humor to its error messages in Windows 2000 and up. Here are a couple of examples:

* Printer not responding; Got a pen and paper handy?
* 3 things are certain in life: Taxes, death, and data loss.

Guess which has occured?

Computer Illiterate

2007-12-31T13:46:00.001-08:00

"Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?"

"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

"What sort of trouble?"

"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

"Went away?"

"They disappeared."

"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

"Nothing."

"Nothing?"

"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"

"How do I tell?"

[Uh-oh. Well, let's give it a try anyway.] "Can you see the C:\ prompt on the screen?"

"What's a sea-prompt?"

[Uh-huh, thought so. Let's try a different tack.] "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"

"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."

[Ah--at least s/he knows what a cursor is. Sounds like a hardware problem. I wonder if s/he's kicked out his/her monitor's power plug.] "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

"What's a monitor?"

"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have little light that tells you when it's on?"

"I don't know."

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

[sound of rustling and jostling] [muffled] "Yes, I think so."

"Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."

[pause] "Yes, it is."

[Hmm. Well, that's interesting. I doubt s/he would have accidentally turned it off, and I don't want to send him/her hunting for the power switch because I don't know what kind of monitor s/he has and it's bound to have more than one switch on it. Maybe the video cable is loose or something.] "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

"No."

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."

[muffled] "Okay, here it is."

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."

[still muffled] "I can't reach."

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

[clear again] "No."

"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"

"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle--it's because it's dark."

"Dark?"

"Yes--the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

"Well, turn on the office light then."

"I can't."

"No? Why not?"

"Because there's a power outage."

"A power--!?!" ...[AAAAAAARGH!]

"A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

"Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."

"Really? Is it that bad?"

"Yes, I'm afraid it is."

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

"Tell them you're TOO STUPID TO OWN A COMPUTER!" [slam]

Working for Microsoft

2007-12-31T13:45:00.001-08:00

Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM's help center show there are plenty of people out there who still are inching onto the information superhighway. After a caller gave a technician her PC's serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see you have an Aptiva" desktop unit. Before he could say another word, the caller shrieked and said she'd be right back. When the customer returned, the technician asked if she was all right. The caller responded: "Had I realized you could see me, I never would have telephoned in my bathrobe."

A customer who had just received a laptop computer asked about the power-saving feature known as "hibernate." Would this hibernate device work in the spring and summer, the caller asked.

Another caller explained she had received a gift of software on 5.25-inch diskettes, but she had only a 3.5-inch disk drive on her computer. The technician said she had two options: Get a second disk drive, or use 3.5-inch diskettes. The customer called back later, now complaining that her disk drive was making a terrible noise. And this despite the fact that she was using a 3.5-inch diskette, she said. After a bunch of questions, the technician determined the caller had used a pair of scissors to trim the 5.25-inch diskettes to fit the 3.5-inch drive.

Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands'performance as a lover.

The first woman says "My Husband works as a marriage counsellor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that."

The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that."

The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it."

Internet Jokes

2007-12-31T13:43:00.000-08:00

10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.

9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"

8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.

7. You're amazed to find out spam is a food.

6. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.

5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.

4. You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications".

3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".

2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so colon-right parentheses!"

And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:

1. Two Words: "Pizza's Here!"

Technology Jokes

2007-12-31T13:42:00.001-08:00

A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem.

The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."

The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."

The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem."

Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."

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Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

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Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."

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A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA together with VM/CMS and CICS/VS".
"G.O.O.D" answered his wife.

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The Programmers' Cheer

Shift to the left, shift to the right!
Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!

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"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
"No..."
"Inheritance."

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If you can touch it and you can see it, it's REAL.
If you can touch it but you can't see it, it's TRANSPARENT.
If you can't touch it but you can see it, it's VIRTUAL.
If you can't touch it and you can't see it, it's GONE.

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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.

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The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable language.

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Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?
A: Because it is below C level.

Q: What is an example of a never halting program?
A: Friedrichs and Magnus in front of an open elevator, each saying "you go first".

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Q: Why Client Server Computing is like Teenage Sex

A1: It is on everybody's mind all the time.
A2: Everyone is talking about it all the time.
A3: Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
A4: Almost no one is really doing it.
A5: The few who are doing it are:

doing it poorly;

sure it will be better next time;

not practicing it safely.

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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

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The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball."
"Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

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The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.

The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results.

The problem with program verifiers is that they tend to cheat at toy problems in order to get results.

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A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window and broke a leg. There he lies, writhing in pain, and happily thinks: "I never really considered myself a fool, but I never knew I was THAT clever!"

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They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"

The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Michigan."

The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years."

"No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."

Tamil Romantic Messages

2007-12-31T13:37:00.001-08:00

Birth is once,youth is once, Death is once , Marriage is once But LOVE is for you.
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Rich people travel in cars, poor people travel in carts, But sweet people like you..Travel in Hearts Please continue ur journey in my heart.
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Meluguvarthi'ku Uyir koduka uyir vittathu thee'kuchi.. Athai Ninaithu Ninaithu urukiyathu Meluguvarthi..." That is LOVE".
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Aayiram adi thondium paarayil kidaikkavillai thanneer. Oru adi nee nagarndhai, en kannil thondriyadhu kanneer!!!!
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Naan Rojavai pola alaganavan illai aanal en idayam Rojavaivida alaganadu en theriuma? athil Neeyum Un natpum iruppathal...
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Thudikindra kangal parpathu palarai yendralum parkka Ninaipathu Ungalai mattum than Nesippathu Ungal ,,,,,,ANBAIE ######## Mattum Than
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Life la 9 things r important 1. Self confidence, 2. persistance 3. Hard work 4. Money 5. Aim, 6. Job 7, good friend 8. lovable partner 9. ithai sonna Nan.
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Kanavugal pookum neram... Kavalaigal marakum neram... Idhayathai pootti Vaikamal... Imaigalai Mattum pootti Vaipom;;; Vidiyum varai......

Tamil Funny Sms

2007-12-31T13:36:00.001-08:00

Anbu Kaati thotthavanum illai..... kovappattu jaithaanum illai.....so love others... smile always.....Don't hurt others heart.
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Kannil Kanda pennai nesippathai vida, Unai karuvil donda thayai nesi. Unnaium oru pen neasippal.
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Oru penai unnidam athigamaga pesa anumathikathey Pin aval unai athigamaga pesa vaithi viduval " thaniyaga" .
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"Unnai thiyagam seivathanaal mattumay pirarin idhayangalai Nee Vella mudiyum"
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Arali vithaiyum Alugirathu Ippothu, " Thannaal" Irapavargalai vida " Pennaal" irapavargale Athigam endru.....!!!!
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Vittu Kodungal, viruppangal Niraiverum.. Thatti kodungal, Thavarugal kuraiyum...sms kokungal...santhosam perugum....!!!
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My dear friend Un peyaraikuda, naan eudhuvadillai, "penamul" unnai kuthidimo endru...! dai...no...no.. Ala koodathu....control Ur-self....
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Luck means who get the opportunity; Brilliace means who creat the opportunity
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Think all you speak, but never speak all you think
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There is no Oil if Olives are not squeezed... No Wine, if Grapes are not pressed.... No Perfume, if flowers are not crushed... If yhou feel any pressure... Don't worry... be assured it will bring out the best in YOU
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The tree does not withdraw its shade from the Woodcutter, so don't hate your enemies
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Life is like cotton, don't make it heavier by sinking it in water of sorrow
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Puvil vasanai erukkum. Natpil unmai erukkum. Kathalil nejam erukkum. Valvil enimai erukkum. But ungal mobile fulla en sweet sms eppothum erukkum.
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Little keys can open big locks. Simple words can express great thoughts. My tiny SMS can make your day Great!
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Paasamulla nenjangal palicaanga nenaipathillai...Nesamulla nenjangal nesikka marappathilai... Priyamullanenjangal pirivai thaanguvathilai..
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Marakka vendum endru than ninaipen avalai parkum varai. Aanal athai kuda marannthu vidukiren avalai Parkum pothu....
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Marakka vendum endru than ninaipen avalai parkum varai. Aanal athai kuda marannthu vidukiren avalai parkum pothu....
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Mashayil Nanaya unaku Aaasai thaan, Irundhum naan kudai Pidipen. yaen endraal? Un Thalayil ulla kaliman karayamal irukka.
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Kavidhai Enbadhu Pesum oviyam... Unnai pola...! Pesadha kavidhai...! Nam Natpai Pola...
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Kannil oru minnal, mugathil oru sirippu, sirippil oru paasam, Paasathil oru nesam, nesathil oru ithayam, antha ithayathil en iniya friend nee.
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Amaithiyana Iravu Amsamana Nilavu Arparikkum Natchathirangal Asaravaikkum fan kattril asanthu thongum aruyir Friendukku en Adakkamana Iravu Vanakkam...
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Sindhikka therinthavanukku aalosanai thevai illai. Thunbangalai santhikka therinthavanukku vaalvil tholviye illai....
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Maalaiel maranam enru derindum koda kaalaiel kaneer vadipadilai pookal. So enjoy the every moment of time..

Tamil Sms Jokes

2007-12-31T13:33:00.001-08:00

Kasu Irundha Call Taxi!!! Kasu Illaina Kall Than Taxi!!!
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Pant Pottu Muttipoda Mudiyum Aanaaa Muttipottu Pant Poda Mudiyumaa..
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viyarvai Thuligal, uppaaga Irukkalaam;;;;;;Aanaal, Avaithanvaaazhkkaiyai Inippaaga Maattrum.
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Kangalai vida kanneerukku Adhaga mathipundu....! Kangal UlaKaitthai kaattum Aanal kaneer Ullathai Kattum.
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Kathal enbuthu nvaanavill poa oru murai vandhuvandhu vittu maraiandhu vidum aanal natpu enbathu vaanathai pola endrum maraiyaathu nam natpai pola ......
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Nee Nesikkum Palar.... Unnai Marakka Ninaithalum Unai Nesikkum Silarai... Nee Ninaikka marakadya
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En Idhayam Endra Thandavaalathi Rail Pola Odukirathu Un Ninaivugal.
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Unnai yaralum thorkadika mudiyathu, Unn Nambikaiyil thorkum varai.
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Feeling Tense? Think me, Feeling sad? call me, Feeling lonely? See me, Feeling Sleeply? Dream of me My name is SELF CONFIDANCE.
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Ninaithadhu yellam Nadandhu Vittaal? Life is waste. Ninaikkadadhu Nadandhal? Life is Taste. so, life is secret.
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manasuku pidichavanga munadi Aluvadhum kastam. Manasuku pidikadhavanga munadi sirikiradhum kastam.
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Girls oru single paper maathiri..but life enbadhu dictionary maathiri.... single paper ku wait panni dictionarya miss pannathinga...
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"Natpu" enbathu karumbalagai alla alithu alithu eluthuvatharku.. athu " kalvettu" oru murai eluthinal alikka mudiyathu. that is friendship.
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Aasai paduvathai marandu vidu... Aanal aasai pattathai maranthu vidathe....
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Tholvi unnai thurathukirathu endral....vetri-i nee nerungugirai endru artham.
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silence is the best way to avoid may problems.... Smile is the powerful tool to solve many problems... So have a silent smile always.
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Natpu enbadhu idhayam-pola namaku theriyamal namakaga thudikum...
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Viyarvai. Thuligal, Uppaga irukkalaam... Aanaal, Avaithaan Vaalkaiyai inippaaga Maattrum....
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"Vetri enbathu naam petrukolvathu" " Tholvi enbathu naam kaatrukolvathu" muthalil katrukollungal piragu petrukollungal"
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School life: +2 varai, College life: Padikkumvarai, Love life: Kalyanam varai, "But" Namma friendship: February 30 varum varai.......
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Vetri per vendum endru ninaithu poradathey......Tholvi adaya koodathu endru poradu, Ulagam un kaiyil...

Love Sms Shayari

2007-12-31T13:30:00.000-08:00

Khamoshiyan teri mujhse baatein karti hain, meri har aah har dard samajhti hain. Pata hai majbuur hai tu bhi aur main bhi, phir bhi aankhein tere deedar ko tarasti hain.

Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin. Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.

Bolti hai dosti, chup rehta hai pyar. Hasati hai dosti, rulata hai pyar. Milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar. Phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hain pyar??

Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain, iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain. Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka, to hass kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain.

Bheeg jaati hain palkein tanhayi mein, darte hain koi jaan na le. Pasand karte hain tez barsaat mein chalna, kahi rote hue ko koi pehchaan na le

Teri dosti mein khud ko mehfooz maante hain, hum doston mein tumhe sabse azeez maante hain. Teri dosti ke saaye mein zinda hain, hum to tujhe khuda ka diya hua tabeez maante hain.

Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gam nahi,
Par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi.

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.

Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

Dukhi Sad Sms Shayari

2007-12-31T13:27:00.000-08:00

Na jaane tum pe itna yakin kyon hai? Tera khayal bhi itna haseen kyon hai? Suna hai Pyar ka dard meetha hota hai; to aankh se nikla ye aansu namkeen kyon hai?

Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta, nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta, yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost, kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta.

Mohabbat mein laakhon zakham khaye humne, afsos unhe hum par aitbar nahi, mat pucho kya gujarti hai dil par, jab vo kehte hai hame tumse pyar nahi..

Zuban khamosh, ankhon me nami hogi,

Yahi bas ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi,

Bharne ko to har zakham bhar jayega,

kaise bharegi wo jagah jaha Teri kami hogi

Kabar ki mitti utha ke le gaya koi, isi bahane humein choo kar chala gaya koi, tanhayi aur andhere mein khush they hum, lekin phir se intezaar karne ki wajah de gaya koi..

Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga..

husn bhi so-so rang badalta hoga..

Uthti hongi jab nagahein unki..

Khud "khuda" bhi gir-gir ke sambhalta hoga..

Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda, zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda, vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka, subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda.

Sms Shayari

2007-12-31T13:18:00.000-08:00

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana

Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle, uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle, jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha, to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle...

Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti, Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti, Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka, to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti..

Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne, aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne. Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne, par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne.

Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere, jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe.
Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri, isliye hum aansu bahate rahe

Tujhe bhoolkar bhi na bhool payenge hum, Bas yahi ek wada nibha payenge hum.
Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin, Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum..

Ye pyari nigahein yaad rahengi, milkar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi, mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula dun, aur umar bhar tumhe bhi meri yaad rahegi.

Tum mujhe kabhi dil kabhi aakhon se pukaro, Ye hothon ke taqaluf to zamane ke liye hain.

Dosti insan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki huqumat hai, aap ke pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zaroorat hai.

Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gham nahi, par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi..

Desi sms Funny Jokes

2007-12-31T13:10:00.000-08:00

Aik aurat ne subzi le kar thelay walay ko 100 Rs. ka note dia, Subzi walay ne note ko dekh kar aurat se pocha
"Kia yeh note app ne Bra rukha howa tha?"
aurat kehti hay "haan.... lekin tumhen kese pata chla?"
Subzi wala: "Quaid e azam ka moun khula howa tha"

patient-dr shab aik problem hai jub bhi main apni shakal aaina main dekhta hoon mera lund khara hojata hai

dr dekhte huwe. yeh bimari nahi tumhari shakal hee choot jaisi hai

Duur gaon main aik basti thee jahan pe randian sasti thee unki gaand main itni masti thee jitna bhi chodo hansti thee magar aap kyu hanste ho?
kya usi gaon main baste ho?...
ahahahah lol

A man asks his wife : CaU make me feel proud & sad at the sam time?
Wife : Ok! What if I tell U that U've got the best cock in the whole community

A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area & asked for her profession.
Prostitute: I'm a social engineer.
Policeman: What do u do?
Prostitute: I build & destroy erections.....

penis went to c the movie. Before entering the theater 1st said to other pray to bhagwan before entering in the theater hall. Other ask ok i'll do but why. the 1st one replied coz the movie we have come to watch should not b rated as xxx or we have to watch it while standing.

Girls reaction to penis sizes:
9'' - oh shit pain!
7'' - oh yes, yummy!
6'' - oh perfect!
5'' - mmm its ok!
4'' - try to push more
3'' - is it in?
2'' - idiot! Just use your tongue'

What is common between Moov cream & a penis?

Dono gehraai tak jaaye, garmahat laaye, aaram dilaaye. "Aahhh se A-haaaa tak"..

an arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
you name pls : "abdul aziz"
sex : "six times a week!!"
no, no, I mean male or female.
"doesn't matters male or female, sometimes even camel!!!"

a man carrying 3 babies & travelling in a train.....A Women sitting near him inquired.......R these sweeties belongs 2 u?.....MAN : no mam i work in a condom factory n these r customerz complainz.....

Girl : I m like a radio, my mouth speaker, my left breast tuner, right breast volume.
Man : Can I try?(touches breats)no sound.
Girl : U havent plugged in yet.....

1 Sardar Raped a Sikhni.....She Said "Hunn Main Raula Paawangi".....Sardar Says "Raula teh Hunn Main paawan ga Panchood Utton Sikhni tay Theloo clean Shave.....

what is the difference b/w sky and skirt
"SKY covered the whole generation and SKIRT covered the hole of generation"

Q: whts the height of fasion?..
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A: Lipstick on the vertical lips.

If u don't smoke, don't drink, don't have girl friend, don't fuck, don't play cards, then visit our website:
Paida_kyun_hua_chutia.com ;)

A nurse comes in Doctor's room ..doctor ask why your one boob out of your shirt .Nurse Answer ohhh these medical students never return things back in place after use ....!

Mom:soja warna gabbar aajaye gaa ..
boy: Pehlay 100 rs do
Mom:"Kyoun" ?
Boy: Warna mai papa Ko bata doo gaa kai meray sonay kai bad gabbar aata hai ....!

Snaps Pictures of benazir bhutto murder

2007-12-28T10:57:00.000-08:00

hese photos from the wire services are just the beginning:

Pakistan Urdu News about Benazir Bhutto killed in attack

2007-12-28T10:51:00.000-08:00

راولپنڈی میں جمعرات کو قاتلانہ حملے میں ہلاک ہونے والی سابق وزیر اعظم اور پاکستان پیپلز پارٹی کی چیئر پرسن بینظیر بھٹو کو

پولیس کے مطابق کل شام سے آج تک لاہور میں ہنگاموں میں تین افراد ہلاک ہوئے ہیں

بینظیر بھٹو کے قتل کے بعد جمعرات کی شام شروع ہونے والے ہنگاموں کا سلسلہ جمعہ کے روز بھی جاری رہا اور پورے ملک میں زندگی مفلوج ہو کر رہ گئی۔

سندھ کے کئی شہروں میں پرتشدد واقعات میں کم از کم دس افراد کے ہلاک ہونے کی اطلاع ہے اور پنجاب میں بھی ہلاکتیں ہوئی ہیں جبکہ پورے ملک میں ہونے والے ہنگاموں میں مالی نقصان کا اندازہ نہیں لگایا جا سکتا۔

کراچی کے علاقے ابراہیم حیدری میں ایک فیکٹری میں چھ مزدور زندہ جل کر ہلاک ہوگئے۔

اس گارمینٹ فیکٹری کو جمعہ کی صبح نامعلوم افراد نے نذر آتش کردیا تھا۔ مزید ہلاکتوں کا بھی خدشہ ظاہر کیا جارہا ہے۔

لاڑکانہ اور قمبر کے بعد حیدرآباد میں بھی فوج طلب کر لی گئی جبکہ کراچی میں رینجرز تعینات ہیں جہاں پر بنارس کے علاقے میں مشتعل لوگوں پر فائرنگ بھی کی گئی۔ کراچی میں رینجرز کو مظاہرین کو دیکھتے ہی گولی مار دینے کا حکم دیا گیا ہے۔

سندھ کے علاوہ پنجاب کے بھی کئی شہروں میں بینکوں اور سرکاری املاک پر حملوں کی اطلاعت ملی ہیں۔ پنجاب میں سرکاری مسلم لیگ (ق) کے انتخابی دفاتر کو نشانہ بنایا گیا۔

اندرون سندھ سات ریلوے اسٹیشنوں کو نذر آتش کر دیا گیا اور کئی ریلوے اسٹشنوں پر کھڑی بوگیوں کو بھی جلا دیا گیا۔

ان واقعات کے بعد کراچی سے ملک کے دوسرے حصوں کے درمیان چلنے والی ٹرینیوں کو غیر معینہ مدت کے لیے معطل کر دیا گیا ہے۔ سندھ سے دوسرے شہروں کے درمیان چلنے والی مسافر بسوں بھی بند کر دی گئی ہیں۔ سندھ کے اندر کئی جگہوں پر مسافروں بسوں پر حملے ہوئے جس کے بعد یہ بسیں بند کر دی گئی اور جو مسافر بسیں راستے میں تھیں انہیں بھی کھڑا کر دیا گیا اور مسافروں کو شدید مشکلات کا سامنا ہے۔

ملک کے اندر چلنے والی پروازیں بھی بند ہیں۔ شہروں میں ہنگاموں کی وجہ سے نقل و حمل معطل رہی۔

ملک کے ہر شہر ہر قصبے میں بڑے سے بڑے کاروباری مراکز سے لے کر چھوٹی چھوٹی دکانیں تک بند رہیں۔ پیٹرول پمپس اور گیس اسٹیشن بھی بند ہیں۔


	ہنگاموں کے بعد رینجرز سڑکوں پر

اسلام آباد، راولپنڈی
ملک کے دوسرے حصوں کی طرح پیپلز پارٹی کے مشتعل کارکنوں نے راولپنڈی شہر میں مختلف جہگوں پر احتجاجی مظاہرے کیے۔ متعدد بینک اور سرکاری عمارتوں کو نظر آتش کردیا گیا جبکہ سڑک سے گزرنے والی گاڑیوں پر پتھراو بھی کیا گیا۔

پولیس نے مظاہرین کو منتشر کرنے کے لیے آنسو گیس کے گولے پھینکے اور بعض علاقوں میں پولیس نے ہوائی فائرنگ بھی کیاپنے والد ذوالفقار علی بھٹو کے پہلو میں دفن کر دیا گیا ہے

Biography and History of Benazir Bhutto

2007-12-28T10:47:00.000-08:00

On December 2, 1988 Benazir Bhutto was sworn in as Prime Minister of Pakistan, becoming the first woman to head the government of an Islamic State.

In the preceding decade of political struggle, Ms. Bhutto was arrested on numerous occasions; in all she spent nearly 6 years either in prison or under detention for her dedicated leadership of the then opposition Pakistan Peoples Party. Throughout the years in opposition, she pledged to transform Pakistani society by focusing attention on programs for health, social welfare and education for the underprivileged.

Since assuming the office of Prime Minister, Benazir Bhutto has emphasized the need to heal past wounds and to put an end to the divisions in Pakistani society - including reducing discrimination between men and women. Ms. Bhutto has launched a nationwide program of health and education reform.

Benazir Bhutto was born in Karachi in 1953. After completing her early education in Pakistan, she attended Radcliffe College and Oxford University. As well as obtaining a degree in Philosophy, Politics and Economics, she also completed a course in International Law and Diplomacy at Oxford.

Ms. Bhutto is the author of "Foreign Policy in Perspective" (1978) and her autobiography, "Daughter of Destiny" (1989). She received the Bruno Kreisky Award for Human Rights in 1988 and the Honorary Phi Beta Kappa Award from Radcliffe in 1989.

Benazir Bhutto is a woman of courage and conviction and we are proud to acknowledge her with the International Leadership Award.

Benazir Bhutto was born in Karachi, Pakistan to a prominent political family. At age 16 she left her homeland to study at Harvard's Radcliffe College. After completing her undergraduate degree at Radcliffe she studied at England's Oxford University, where she was awarded a second degree in 1977.

Later that year she returned to Pakistan where her father, Zulfikar Ali Bhutto, had been elected prime minister, but days after her arrival, the military seized power and her father was imprisoned. In 1979 he was hanged by the military government of General Zia Ul Haq.

Bhutto herself was also arrested many times over the following years, and was detained for three years before being permitted to leave the country in 1984. She settled in London, but along with her two brothers, she founded an underground organization to resist the military dictatorship. When her brother died in 1985, she returned to Pakistan for his burial, and was again arrested for participating in anti-government rallies.

She returned to London after her release, and martial law was lifted in Pakistan at the end of the year. Anti-Zia demonstrations resumed and Benazir Bhutto returned to Pakistan in April 1986. The public response to her return was tumultuous, and she publicly called for the resignation of Zia Ul Haq, whose government had executed her father.

She was elected co-chairwoman of the Pakistan People's Party (PPP) along with her mother, and when free elections were finally held in 1988, she herself became Prime Minister. At 35, she was one of the youngest chief executives in the world, and the first woman to serve as prime minister in an Islamic country.

Only two years into her first term, President Ghulam Ishaq Khan dismissed Bhutto from office. She initiated an anti-corruption campaign, and in 1993 was re-elected as Prime Minister. While in office, she brought electricity to the countryside and built schools all over the country. She made hunger, housing and health care her top priorities, and looked forward to continuing to modernize Pakistan.

At the same time, Bhutto faced constant opposition from the Islamic fundamentalist movement. Her brother Mir Murtaza, who had been estranged from Benazir since their father's death, returned from abroad and leveled charges of corruption at Benazir's husband, Asif Ali Zardari. Mir Murtaza died when his bodyguard became involved in a gunfight with police in Karachi. The Pakistani public was shocked by this turn of events and PPP supporters were divided over the charges against Zardari.

In 1996 President Leghari of Pakistan dismissed Benazir Bhutto from office, alleging mismanagement, and dissolved the National Assembly. A Bhutto re-election bid failed in 1997, and the next elected government, headed by the more conservative Nawaz Sharif, was overthrown by the military. Bhutto's husband was imprisoned, and once again, she was forced to leave her homeland. For nine years, she and her children lived in exile in London, where she continued to advocate the restoration of democracy in Pakistan. In the autumn of 2007, in the face of death threats from radical Islamists, and the hostility of the government, she returned to her native country.

Although she was greeted by enthusiastic crowds, within hours of her arrival, her motorcade was attacked by a suicide bomber. She survived this first assassination attempt, although more than 100 bystanders died in the attack. With national elections scheduled for January 2008, her Pakistan People's Party was poised for a victory that would make Bhutto prime minister once again. Only a few weeks before the election, the extremists struck again. After a campaign rally in Rawalpindi, a gunman fired at her car before detonating a bomb, killing himself and more than 20 bystanders. Bhutto was rushed to the hospital, but soon succumbed to injuries suffered in the attack. In the wake of her death, rioting erupted throughout the country. The loss of the country's most popular democratic leader has plunged Pakistan into turmoil, intensifying the dangerous instability of a nuclear-armed nation in a highly volatile region.

She was killed i a suicide attack on 27th dec 2008 in rawalpindi

Musharraf Blames Terrorists for Benazir Bhutto's Murder

2007-12-28T10:42:00.000-08:00

ARACHI, Pakistan—The assassination of former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto, Pakistan's most charismatic and popular political figure, is a destabilizing blow for a country already threatened by growing Islamic extremism and separatist tensions.

Pakistani former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto looks on to her supporters during her last election campaign rally on 27 Dec. 2007.

(Aamir Qureshi/AFP/Getty Images)

It is now doubtful that parliamentary elections will take place as scheduled on January 8. The expectation had been that a strong showing by Bhutto's Pakistan Peoples Party would have given her a third term as prime minister, although there was growing concern that the voting would be rigged to ensure that Musharraf remains in control through a seemingly democratic process.hile Bhutto had a national following, her base of support was in her native Sindh province, a region that has lagged economically and in terms of political power behind eastern Punjab province, which is considered the traditional power base of Pakistan. Her death reinforced the claims by an emerging separatist movement there, with some protestors shouting slogans calling for "freedom from Pakistan."

"This is a very dangerous trend," says Abdul Hameed Shaikh, a local journalist from Larkana, Bhutto's hometown. "People are openly talking about independence from Pakistan. How ironic this is that the people of Sindh province who had played a pivotal role in [the] creation of Pakistan are now talking about parting their ways with Pakistan."

Shaikh reported violent demonstrations in Larkana, some 250 miles from Karachi, a shock for an area that hasn't seen the kind of turmoil plaguing Pakistan's western regions near the Afghan border. "The whole city is burning like other parts of the province," he says. "Before this incident, Sindh had been relatively calm as compared to North West Frontier Province (NWFP), and Balochistan, where anti-Pakistan and anti-Army sentiments are running high. But after this incident, I am afraid the situation will be very much like NWFP, and Balochistan, where the Army is so far unable to control the situation," Shaikh said.

Al-Qaeda claims murder of Benazir Bhutto (News Facts)

2007-12-28T10:39:00.000-08:00

Al-Qaeda claims murder of Benazir Bhutto

The jihad continues. “We terminated the most precious American asset which vowed to defeat [the] mujahadeen.”

"Pakistan: Al-Qaeda claims Bhutto's death," from AKI (thanks to all who sent this in):

Karachi, 27 Dec. (AKI) - (by Syed Saleem Shahzad) - A spokesperson for the al-Qaeda terrorist network has claimed responsibility for the death on Thursday of former Pakistani prime minister Benazir Bhutto.
“We terminated the most precious American asset which vowed to defeat [the] mujahadeen,” Al-Qaeda’s commander and main spokesperson Mustafa Abu Al-Yazid told Adnkronos International (AKI) in a phone call from an unknown location, speaking in faltering English. Al-Yazid is the main al-Qaeda commander in Afghanistan.

It is believed that the decision to kill Bhutto, who is the leader of the opposition Pakistan People's Party (PPP), was made by al-Qaeda No. 2, the Egyptian doctor, Ayman al-Zawahiri in October.

Death squads were allegedly constituted for the mission and ultimately one cell comprising a defunct Lashkar-i-Jhangvi’s Punjabi volunteer succeeded in killing Bhutto.

Words of Famous People

2007-12-22T11:03:00.000-08:00

Why, the Government is merely...a temporary servant...Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.

~Mark Twain

Be loyal to your country always, and to the government only when it deserves it.

~Mark Twain

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your governmant when it deserves it.

~Mark Twain

I am an anti-imperialist. I am opposed to having the eagle put its talons on any other land.

~Mark Twain

About the quote: From an interview, 9/15/1900

The statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is being attacked, and every man will be glad of these conscience-soothing falsities

~Mark Twain

Let not your zeal to share your principles entice you beyond your borders.

~Marquis de Sade

Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?

~Marquis de Sade

What is more immoral than war?

~Marquis de Sade

Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain.

~Marquis de Sade

War is the greatest plague that can affect humanity; it destroys religion, it destroys states, it destroys families. Any scourge is preferable to it.

~Martin Luther

We all have to be concerned about terrorism, but you will never end terrorism by terrorizing others.

~Martin Luther King III

The chain reaction of evil--wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.

~Martin Luther King, Jr.

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.

~Martin Luther King, Jr.

Wars are poor chisels for carving out peaceful tomorrows.

~Martin Luther King, Jr.

The bombs in Vietnam explode at home; they destroy the hopes and possibilities for a decent America.

~Martin Luther King, Jr.

Nothing good ever comes of violence.

~Martin Luther King, Jr.

Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression, and retaliation.

~Martin Luther King, Jr.

We have guided missiles and misguided men.

~Martin Luther King, Jr.

Peace is not merely a distant goal that we seek, but a means by which we arrive at that goal.

~Martin Luther King, Jr.

If you succumb to the temptation of using violence in the struggle...your chief legacy to the future will be an endless reign of meaningless chaos.

~Martin Luther King, Jr.

It is not enough to say we must not wage war. It is necessary to love peace and sacrifice for it.

~Martin Luther King, Jr.

We must concentrate not merely on the negative expulsion of war but the postive affirmation of peace.

~Martin Luther King, Jr.

The greatest purveyor of violence in the world today is my own government.

~Martin Luther King, Jr.

I have condemned any organizer of war, regardless of his rank or nationality.

~Martin Luther King, Jr.

I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.

~Mary Roberts Rinehart

One can...never create [freedom] by an invading force.

~Maximilien Robespierre

Conflict is inevitable, but combat is optional.

~Max Lucade

Politics and crime are the same thing.

~Michael Corleone (from "The Godfather: Part III")

About the quote: This line is spoken by Al Pacino's character in the Francis Ford Coppola film "The Godfather: Part III," script by Coppola and Mario Puzo.

Good intentions will always be pleaded for any assumption of power.

~Michael Gillespie

The enormous gap between what US leaders do...and what Americans think their leaders are doing is one of the great propaganda accomplishments...

~Michael Parenti

World Wars and Peace Messages

2007-12-22T10:57:00.000-08:00

Wars of aggression are popular nowadays with those nations convinced that only victory and conquest could improve their material well-being.

~Ludwig von Mises

Only one thing can conquer war--that attitude of mind which can see nothing in war but destruction and annihilation...

~Ludwig von Mises

Whoever wants peace among nations must seek to limit the state and its influence most strictly.

~Ludwig von Mises

Whoever wishes peace among peoples must fight statism.

~Ludwig von Mises

To defeat the aggressors is not enough to make peace durable. The main thing is to discard the ideology that generates war.

~Ludwig von Mises

A lasting order cannot be established by bayonets.

~Ludwig von Mises

Peace and not war is the father of all things.

~Ludwig von Mises

Society has arisen out of the works of peace; the essence of society is peacemaking.

~Ludwig von Mises

[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.

~Lydia Sicher

As long as we can talk with people, as long as one can keep the guns quiet, one has a chance.

~Lydia Sicher

Wars are inevitable... as long as we believe that wars are inevitable. The moment we don't believe it anymore it is not inevitable.

~Lydia Sicher

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure.

~Lyndon B. Johnson

Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

~Mahatma Gandhi

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.

~Mahatma Gandhi

About the quote: This quote is also often credited to a peace activist A.J. Muste.

What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty and democracy?

~Mahatma Gandhi

An eye for an eye makes us all blind.

~Mahatma Gandhi

Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained.

~Mahatma Gandhi

I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent.

~Mahatma Gandhi

Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary.

~Mahatma Gandhi

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

~Major Ralph Peters, US Military

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong no matter who does it or who says it.

~Malcolm X

The opinion of 10,000 men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject.

~Marcus Aurelius

Look back over the past, with its changing empires that rose and fell, and you can foresee the future, too.

~Marcus Aurelius

What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.

~Marcus Tullius Cicero

The mere act of believing that some wrongful course of action constitutes an advantage is pernicious.

~Marcus Tullius Cicero

The more laws, the less justice.

~Marcus Tullius Cicero

The sinews of war are infinite money.

~Marcus Tullius Cicero

The arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and assistance to foreign hands should be curtailed, lest Rome fall.

~Marcus Tullius Cicero

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.

~Margaret Mead

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.

~Marie Beyle

It takes more courage to get out of a war than it does to get into one.

~Mark Couturier

Look at you in war...There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

~Mark Twain

About the quote: from "The Mysterious Stranger," published 1910.

Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, which course is patriotic and which isn't.

~Mark Twain

Political Sms Messages

2007-12-22T10:55:00.000-08:00

We must pursue peaceful end through peaceful means.

~Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

"Rules of engagement" are a set of guidelines for murder.

~Dr. Teresa Whitehurst

Conflict cannot survive without your participation.

~Dr. Wayne Dyer

Nothing except a battle lost can be half as melancholy as a battle won.

~Duke of Wellington

We must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex.

~Dwight D. Eisenhower

Disarmament, with mutual honor and confidence, is a continuing imperative.

~Dwight D. Eisenhower

May we never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion.

~Dwight D. Eisenhower

This world of ours...must avoid becoming a community of dreadful fear and hate, and be, instead, a proud confederation of mutual trust and respect.

~Dwight D. Eisenhower

There is no glory in battle worth the blood it costs.

~Dwight D. Eisenhower

Together we must learn how to compose difference, not with arms, but with intellect and decent purpose.

~Dwight D. Eisenhower

We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security.

~Dwight D. Eisenhower

We seek peace, knowing that peace is the climate of freedom.

~Dwight D. Eisenhower

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity.

~Dwight D. Eisenhower

You can't have this kind of war. There just aren't enough bulldozers to scrape the bodies off the streets.

~Dwight D. Eisenhower

When people speak to you about a preventive war, you tell them to go and fight it. After my experience, I have come to hate war.

~Dwight D. Eisenhower

War settles nothing.

~Dwight D. Eisenhower

I think that people want peace so much that one of these days government had better get out of their way and let them have it.

~Dwight D. Eisenhower

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity.

~Dwight D. Eisenhower

How far can you go without destroying from within what you are trying to defend from without?

~Dwight D. Eisenhower

We may never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion.

~Dwight D. Eisenhower

Preventive war was an invention of Hitler. Frankly, I would not even listen to anyone seriously that came and talked about such a thing.

~Dwight D. Eisenhower

About the quote: from 1953

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.

~E. B. White

Wisdom is better than weapons of war.

~Ecclesiastes 9:18

The tragedy of modern war is that the youg men die fighting each other---instead of their real enemies back home in the capitals.

~Ed Abbey

A Patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

~Ed Abbey

Tyrants seldom want pretexts.

~Edmund Burke

I venture to say no war can be long carried on against the will of the people.

~Edmund Burke

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

~Edward Abbey

The tragedy of modern war is that the young men die fighting each other--instead of their real enemies back home in the capitals.

~Edward Abbey

About the quote: A naturalist and author, Abbey lived from 1927-1989.

Our "neoconservatives" are neither new nor conservative, but old as Babylon and evil as Hell.

~Edward Abbey

About the quote: A naturalist and author, Abbey lived from 1927-1989.

Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.

~Edward Everett

As long as mankind shall bestow more liberal applause on their destroyers than on their benefactors, the thirst for military glory will remain the vice of the most exalted characters.

~Edward Gibbon

We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. When the loyal opposition dies, I think the soul of America dies with it.

~Edward R. Murrow

All the gods are dead except the god of war.

~Eldridge Cleaver

For it isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it.

~Eleanor Roosevelt

All wars eventually act as boomerangs and the victor suffers as much as the vanquished.

~Eleanor Roosevelt

About the quote: from "My Day," February 7, 1939

Rulers who want to unleash war know very well that they must procure or invent a first victim.

~Elias Canetti

The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

~Ellen Key

Most quarrels are inevitable at the time; incredible afterwards.

~E. M. Forster

History is littered with wars which everybody knew would never happen.

~Enoch Powell

Dulce bellum inexpertis (War is delightful to the inexperienced).

~Erasmus, the 16th-century scholar

A hospital alone shows what war is.

~Erich Maria Remarque

They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one’s country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason.

~Ernest Hemingway

About the quote: from "Notes on the Next War," published in Esquire Magazine, 1935.

You can wipe out your opponents. But if you do it unjustly you become eligible for being wiped out yourself.

~Ernest Hemingway

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one.

~Ernest Hemingway

The 1st panacea of a mismanaged nation is inflation of the currency; the 2nd is war. Both bring a temporary prosperity; a permanent ruin.

~Ernest Hemingway

For me war has become a flat, black depression without highlights, a revulsion of the mind and an exhaustion of the spirit.

~Ernie Pyle

No war by any nation in any age has ever been declared by the people.

~Eugene Debs

About the quote: (1855-1926)

God hates violence. He has ordained that all men fairly possess their property, not seize it.

~Euripides

Wars should be over in three days or less...and the American people must be all for it from the outset.

~Evan Thomas

'Emergencies' have always been the pretext on which the safeguards of individual liberty have been eroded.

~FA Hayek

We need a type of patriotism that recognizes the virtues of those who are opposed to us.

~Francis John McConnell

We must get away from the idea that America is to be the leader of the world in everything.

~Francis John McConnell

The State acquires power... and because of its insatiable lust for power it is incapable of giving up any of it. The State never abdicates.

~Frank Chodorov

The pertinent question: if Americans did not want these wars should they have been compelled to fight them?

~Frank Chodorov

All wars come to an end, at least temporarily. But the authority acquired by the state hangs on; political power never abdicates.

~Frank Chodorov

The evils of government are directly proportional to the tolerance of the people.

~Frank Kent

In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.

~Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth.

~Franklin D. Roosevelt

The life of the nation is secure only while the nation is honest, truthful, and virtuous.

~Frederick Douglass

If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one of them would remain in the army.

~Frederick the Great

Wars are the hobbies of half-informed children who have somehow come into possession of the levers of power.

~Fred Reed

About the quote: You can read Fred Reed's articles on LewRockwell.com: http://www.lewrockwell.com/reed/reed-arch.html

When goods don't cross borders, soldiers will.

~Fredric Bastiat

Governments have never learned anything from history, or acted on principles deducted from it.

~Friedrich Hebbel, German poet and dramatist

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.

~Friedrich Nietzsche

Under conditions of peace the warlike man attacks himself.

~Friedrich Nietzsche

If, finally, violence meets with violence, we have confirmation of the age old adage that war though it kills many men, makes many more men evil.

~Fritz Medicus

The winds that blow our billions away return burdened with themes of scorn and dispraise.

~Garet Garrett

Is it security you want? There is no security at the top of the world.

~Garet Garrett

With no notice to the American people...this country entered the war...Stranger than the fact was the passive acceptance of it.

~Garet Garrett

Only the winners decide what were war crimes.

~Gary Wills

I want to scare the hell out of the rest of the world.

~General Colin Powell

Our country is now geared to an arms economy bred in an artificually induced psychosis of war hysteria and an incessant propaganda of fear.

~General Douglas MacArthur

It is part of the general pattern of misguided policy that our country is now geared to an arms economy which was bred in an artificially induced psychosis of war hysteria and nurtured upon an incessant propaganda of fear.

~General Douglas MacArthur

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

~General Douglas MacArthur

Always there has been some terrible evil at home or some monstrous foreign power that was going to gobble us up if we did not blindly rally behind it.

~General Douglas MacArthur

Our country is now geared to an arms economy which was bred in...war hysteria and nurtured upon an incessant propaganda of fear.

~General Douglas MacArthur

Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants.

~General Omar N. Bradley

We know more about war than we know about peace, more about killing than we know about living.

~General Omar N. Bradley

War: A wretched debasement of all the pretenses of civilization.

~General Omar N. Bradley

War is a racket. It always has been. It is possibly the oldest, easily the most profitable, surely the most vicious.

~General Smedley Butler

War is a racket. It is the only one international in scope. It is the only one in which the profits are reckoned in dollars and the losses in lives.

~General Smedley Butler

There are only two things we should fight for. One is the defense of our homes and the other is the Bill of Rights.

~General Smedley Butler

War is just a racket...I believe in adequate defense at the coastline and nothing else.

~General Smedley Butler

There are only two things we should fight for. One is the defense of our homes and the other is the Bill of Rights. War for any other reason is simply a racket.

~General Smedley Butler

My mental faculties remained in suspended animation while I obeyed the orders of the higher-ups. This is typical with everyone in the military.

~General Smedley Butler (USMC, Ret.)

Putting aside all the fancy words and academic doubletalk, the basic reason for having a military is to do two jobs --to kill people and to destroy.

~General Thomas S. Power

Any forces that would impose their will on other nations will certainly face defeat.

~General Vo Nguyen Giap (Vietnam)

It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood...War is hell.

~General William Tecumseh Sherman

War is at best barbarism. Its glory is all moonshine...War is hell.

~General William Tecumseh Sherman

It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, more vengeance, more desolation. War is hell.

~General William Tecumseh Sherman

War is fear cloaked in courage.

~General William Westmoreland

Vietnam was the first war ever fought without censorship. Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind.

~General William Westmoreland

The military doesn't start wars. The politicians start wars.

~General William Westmoreland

Cruelty must be whitewashed by a moral excuse, and pretense of reluctance.

~George Bernard Shaw

Man is the only animal of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid...There is no harm in a well-fed lion. It has no ideals, no sect, no party...

~George Bernard Shaw

I can tell you this: If I’m ever in a position to call the shots, I’m not going to rush to send somebody else’s kids into a war.

~George H. W. Bush

I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.

~George McGovern

In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act.

~George Orwell

The essential act of war is destruction, not necessarily of human lives, but of the products of human labor.

~George Orwell

About the quote: This quote is spoken by the character of Emmanuel Goldstein in Orwell's novel, "1984."

Political language ... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.

~George Orwell

The essential act of war is destruction, not necessarily of human lives, but of the products of human labor.

~George Orwell

About the quote: This quote is spoken by the character of Emmanuel Goldstein in Orwell's novel, "1984."

Every war when it comes, or before it comes, is represented not as a war but as an act of self-defense against a homicidal maniac.

~George Orwell

The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them.

~George Orwell

War is a way of shattering to pieces...materials which might otherwise be used to make the masses too comfortable and...too intelligent.

~George Orwell

About the quote: This quote is spoken by the character of Emmanuel Goldstein in Orwell's novel, "1984."

War against a foreign country only happens when the moneyed classes think they are going to profit from it.

~George Orwell

Every war when it comes, or before it comes, is represented not as a war but as an act of self-defense against a homicidal maniac.

~George Orwell

Political language. . . is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.

~George Orwell

All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting.

~George Orwell

About the quote: This quote comes from "Homage to Catalonia," Orwell's 1936 eyewitness account of the Spanish Civil War.

Political language. . . is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable

~George Orwell

About the quote: from his 'Politics and the English Language.'

It is far easier to make war than peace.

~Georges Clemenceau

War is too serious a matter to entrust to military men.

~Georges Clemenceau

Hate is able to provoke disorders, to ruin a social organization, to cast a country into a period of bloody revolutions; but it produces nothing.

~Georges Sorel

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

~George Washington

Arbitrary power is most easily established on the ruins of liberty abused to licentiousness.

~George Washington

It is our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of the foreign world.

~George Washington

Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force...Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action.

~George Washington

It is our true policy to steer clear of entangling alliances with any portion of the foreign world.

~George Washington

The constitution vests the power of declaring war in Congress; therefore no offensive expedition of importance can be undertaken until after they shall have deliberated upon the subject and authorized such a measure.

~George Washington

Our enemies...never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

~George W. Bush

Our nation is somewhat sad, but we’re angry. There’s a certain level of blood lust, but we won’t let it drive our reaction. We’re steady, clear-eyed and patient, but pretty soon we’ll have to start displaying scalps.

~George W. Bush

If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.

~George W. Bush

I think war is a dangerous place.

~George W. Bush

I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.

~George W. Bush

Different Races SMS

2007-12-22T10:52:00.000-08:00

Brute force is not our salvation, especially as directed by State central planning and done with little regard for the innocents...

~Anthony Gregory

About the quote: Anthony Gregory is a writer and musician from Berkeley, CA. You can read his articles at www.lewrockwell.com

The real triumph of civilization is the extent to which coercion is banished from human relations.

~Anthony Gregory

About the quote: Anthony Gregory is a writer and musician from Berkeley, CA. You can read his articles at www.lewrockwell.com

War is not an adventure. It is a disease. It is like typhus.

~Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.

~A pirate, from St. Augustine's "City of God"

Do not ever say that the desire to "do good" by force is a good motive. Neither power-lust nor stupidity are good motives.

~Ayn Rand

Statism needs war; a free country does not. Statism survives by looting; a free country survives by producing.

~Ayn Rand

Why should we hear about body bags, and deaths...I mean, it's not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?

~Barbara Bush

About the quote: Mrs. Bush spoke these words on ABC's "Good Morning America," March 18, 2003.

No matter that patriotism is too often the refuge of scoundrels. Dissent, rebellion, and all-around hell-raising remain the true duty of patriots.

~Barbara Ehrenreich

What the people want is very simple - they want an America as good as its promise.

~Barbara Jordan

War is the unfolding of miscalculations.

~Barbara Tuchman

You've got to forget about this civilian. Whenever you drop bombs, you're going to hit civilians.

~Barry Goldwater

The world cannot continue to wage war like physical giants and to seek peace like intellectual pygmies.

~Basil O'Connor

Respect for the rights of others means peace.

~Benito Juárez

War is never a solution; it is an aggravation.

~Benjamin Disraeli

I hope....that mankind will at length, as they call themselves responsible creatures, have the reason and sense enough to settle their differences without cutting throats...

~Benjamin Franklin

Those who give up essential liberties for temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.

~Benjamin Franklin

Wars are not paid for in wartime, the bill comes later.

~Benjamin Franklin

There never was a good war or a bad peace.

~Benjamin Franklin

When will mankind be convinced and agree to settle their difficulties by arbitration?

~Benjamin Franklin

All wars are follies, very expensive and very mischievous ones.

~Benjamin Franklin

A highwayman is as much a robber when he plunders in a gang as when single; and a nation that makes an unjust war is only a great gang.

~Benjamin Franklin

About the quote: Speaking to Benjamin Vaughan, 14 March 1785.

We Americans have no commission from God to police the world.

~Benjamin Harrison

About the quote: from an 1888 address to Congress

The Atomic Age is here to stay--but are we?

~Bennett Cerf

Let us not deceive ourselves; we must elect world peace or world destruction.

~Bernard M. Baruch

Either man will abolish war, or war will abolish man.

~Bertrand Russell

War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

~Bertrand Russell

Can anything be more ridiculous than that a man has a right to kill me because he lives on the other side of the water, and because his ruler has quarrel with mine, although I have none with him?

~Blaise Pascal

The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.

~Brendan Behan

Peace is constructed, not fought for.

~Brent Davis

After each war there is a little less democracy to save.

~Brooks Atkinson

Blind faith in your leaders or in anything will get you killed.

~Bruce Springsteen

About the quote: This was part of Springsteen's introduction to his 1985 version of Edwin Starr's song 'War.'

In this war – as in others – I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.

~Butler Shaffer

The state has, in order to control us, introduced division into our thinking, so that we come to distrust others and look to the state for protection.

~Butler Shaffer

Coercive practices that threaten our neighbor(s) also threaten us.

~Butler Shaffer

No nation ever had an army large enough to guarantee it against attack in time of peace, or ensure it of victory in time of war.

~Calvin Coolidge

The political object is the goal, war is the means of reaching it, and the means can never be considered in isolation from their purposes.

~Carl P. G. von Clausewitz

Politics is the womb in which war develops.

~Carl P. G. von Clausewitz

War is not an independent phenomenon, but the continuation of politics by different means.

~Carl P. G. von Clausewitz

Non-violence is not inaction. It is not discussion. It is not for the timid or weak... Non-violence is hard work.

~Cesar Chavez

A rational army would run away.

~Charles de Secondat, baron de Montesquieu

About the quote: Commonly known just as 'Montesquieu,' Charles (1869-1755) was a social commentator and thinker of the French Enlightenment.

The tyranny of a prince in an oligarchy is not so dangerous to public welfare as the apathy of a citizen in a democracy.

~Charles de Secondat, baron de Montesquieu

About the quote: from "The Spirit of Laws" (1748)

The voice of protest...is never more needed than when the clamor of fife and drum...is bidding all men...obey in silence the tyrannous word of command.

~Charles Eliot Norton

If a war be undertaken...before the resources of peace have been tried and proved vain to secure it, that war has no defense, it is a national crime.

~Charles Eliot Norton

War should be made a crime, and those who instigate it should be punished as criminals.

~Charles Evans Hughes

The deterioration of every government begins with the decay of the principles on which it was founded.

~Charles-Louis De Secondat

About the quote: From "The Spirit of Laws," 1748

Almost all war making states borrow extensively, raise taxes, and seize the means of combat- including men--from reluctant citizens...

~Charles Tilly

Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.

~Charles V of France

We...are not really free if we can't control our own government and its policies. And we will never do that if we remain ignorant.

~Charley Reese

The truth is that neither British nor American imperialism was or is idealistic. It has always been driven by economic or strategic interests.

~Charley Reese

The politicians in this world... have at their command weapons of mass destruction far more complex than their own thinking processes.

~Charley Reese

War, n: A time-tested political tactic guaranteed to raise a president’s popularity rating by at least 30 points. It is especially useful during election years and economic downturns.

~Chaz Bufe

The failure to dissect the cause of war leaves us open for the next installment.

~Chris Hedges

In war, we always deform ourselves, our essence.

~Chris Hedges

War in the end is always about betrayal, betrayal of the young by the old, of soldiers by politicians, and of idealists by cynics.

~Chris Hedges

After victory, you have more enemies.

~Cicero

True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.

~Clarence Darrow

some men...in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties...

~Clearchus, in Xenophon

Hell hath no fury like a non-combatant.

~C.L. Montague

About the quote: Quote from "Among the Dead Cities," by A.C. Grayling (Walker & Co., 2006).

War should be the politics of last resort. And when we go to war, we should have a purpose that our people understand and support.

~Colin Powell

The dangerous patriot...drifts into chauvinism and exhibits blind enthusiasm for military actions.

~Colonel James A. Donovan, Marine Corps

The dangerous patriot...is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

~Colonel James A. Donovan, Marine Corps

Chauvinism is a proud and bellicose form of patriotism...which equates the national honor with military victory.

~Colonel James A. Donovan, Marine Corps

You cannot be on one hand dedicated to peace and on the other dedicated to violence. Those two things are irreconcilable.

~Condoleeza Rice

About the quote: Comment trying to convince mideast policy makers Russia, the EU and the UN to stop aid to the new Hamas Palestinian government; 1/30/06.

War is never economically beneficial except for those in position to profit from war expenditures.

~Congressman Ron Paul

Setting a good example is a far better way to spread ideals than through force of arms.

~Congressman Ron Paul

As a rule of thumb, if the government wants you to know it, it probably isn't true.

~Craig Murray

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised "for the good of its victims" may be the most oppressive.

~C. S. Lewis

Peace will be realized only by forging bonds of trust between people at the deepest level, in the depths of their very lives.

~Daisaku Ikeda

About the quote: From his proposals for peace. Ikeda is President of Soka Gakkai International

I am a steadfast follower of the doctrine of non-violence which was first preached by Lord Buddha, whose divine wisdom is absolute...

~Dalai Lama

All forms of violence, especially war, are totally unacceptable as means to settle disputes between and among nations, groups and persons.

~Dalai Lama

When the largest industry in the world is no longer War, I will accept Darwin's theory of Evolution.

~Dale S. Mugford

Today the real test of America's power and wisdom is not our capacity to make war but our capacity to prevent it.

~Dale Turner

About the quote: from an article in The Seattle Times, 1/11/03.

Societies can be sunk by the weight of buried ugliness.

~Daniel Goleman

There is nothing politically right that is morally wrong.

~Daniel O'Connell

Tis nobler to lose honor to save the lives of men than it is to gain honor by taking them.

~David Borenstein

You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It’s like having a war on jealousy.

~David Cross

About the quote: Cross is a comedian, most well known for his roles on the television series "Arrested Development" and "Mr. Show." This quote is from his 2002 comedy album.

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

~David Friedman

The heights of popularity and patriotism are still the beaten road to power and tyranny...

~David Hume

You are not going to get peace with millions of armed men. The chariot of peace cannot advance over a road littered with cannon.

~David Lloyd

War creates peace like hate creates love.

~David L. Wilson

Remember that a government big enough to give you everything you want is also big enough to take away everything you have.

~Davy Crockett

From fanaticism to barbarism is only one step.

~Denis Diderot

The question in my mind is how many additional American casualties is Saddam worth? And the answer is not very damned many.

~Dick Cheney

About the quote: Speaking to the Discovery Institute after the first Gulf War, on 8/14/1992, when he was Secretary of Defense.

Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war.

~Donald Rumsfeld

There are a lot of people who lie and get away with it, and that's just a fact.

~Donald Rumsfeld

Peace has to be created, in order to be maintained. It will never be achieved by passivity and quietism.

~Dorothy Thompson

Peace...is the product of Faith, Strength, Energy, Will, Sympathy, Justice, Imagination, and the triumph of principle.

~Dorothy Thompson

It is not the fact of liberty but the way in which liberty is exercised that ultimately determines whether liberty itself survives.

~Dorothy Thompson

quotes about different nations

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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

~Abba Eban

About the quote: Israeli diplomat (1915-2002)

Probably, no nation is rich enough to pay for both war and civilization. We must make our choice; we cannot have both.

~Abraham Flexner

Military glory--that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood--that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

~Abraham Lincoln

Allow the president to invade a neighboring nation, whenever he shall deem it necessary to repel an invasion, and you allow him to do so whenever he may choose to say he deems it necessary for such a purpose—and you allow him to make war at pleasure.

~Abraham Lincoln

Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived.

~Abraham Lincoln

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

~Abraham Lincoln

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter, and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.

~Abraham Lincoln

We must recognize the chief characteristic of the modern era--a permanent state of what I call violent peace.

~Admiral James D. Watkins

All nations want peace, but they want a peace that suits them.

~Admiral Sir John Fisher

In war, truth is the first casualty.

~Aeschylus

Any excuse will serve a tyrant.

~Aesop

One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one.

~Agatha Christie

No matter what political reasons are given for war, the underlying reason is always economic.

~A. J. P. Taylor

No war is inevitable until it breaks out.

~A. J. P. Taylor

The great armies, accumulated to provide security and preserve the peace, carried the nations to war by their own weight.

~A. J. P. Taylor

Wars based on principle are far more destructive...the attacker will not destroy that which he is after.

~Alan Watts

About the quote: from the book "The Way of Zen"

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

~Albert Camus

The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding.

~Albert Camus

We used to wonder where war lived, what it was that made it so vile. And now we realize that we know where it lives...inside ourselves.

~Albert Camus

The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants.

~Albert Camus

When a war breaks out, people say: "It's too stupid, it can't last long." But though a war may be "too stupid," that doesn't prevent its lasting.

~Albert Camus

Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.

~Albert Einstein

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.

~Albert Einstein

Force always attracts men of low morality.

~Albert Einstein

How vile and despicable war seems to me! I would rather be hacked to pieces than take part in such an abominable business.

~Albert Einstein

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.

~Albert Einstein

The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.

~Albert Einstein

It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.

~Albert Einstein

Nothing will end war unless the people themselves refuse to go to war.

~Albert Einstein

It is unfortunately none too well understood that, just as the State has no money of its own, so it has no power of its own.

~Albert J. Nock

What is absurd and monstrous about war is that men who have no personal quarrel should be trained to murder one another in cold blood.

~Aldous Huxley

Violence can only be concealed by a lie, and the lie can only be maintained by violence.

~Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Even if we are spared destruction by war, our lives will have to change if we want to save life from self-destruction.

~Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.

~Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The next war ... may well bury Western civilization forever.

~Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Anyone who has proclaimed violence his method inexorably must choose lying as his principle.

~Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

About the quote: This quote is often mis-attributed to Mikhail Gorbachev, who merely quoted the remark from Solzhenitsyn's Nobel prize Harvard address.

The demands of internal growth are incomparably more important to us...than the need for any external expansion of our power.

~Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

War means blind obedience, unthinking stupidity, brutish callousness, wanton destruction, and irresponsible murder.

~Alexander Berkman

War paralyzes your courage and deadens the spirit of true manhood.

~Alexander Berkman

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.

~Alexander Hamilton

O peace! how many wars were waged in thy name.

~Alexander Pope

All those who seek to destroy the liberties of a democratic nation ought to know that war is the surest and shortest means to accomplish it.

~Alexis de Tocqueville

No protracted war can fail to endanger the freedom of a democratic country.

~Alexis de Tocqueville

...Violence as a way of gaining power...is being camouflaged under the guise of tradition, national honor [and] national security...

~Alfred Adler

War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.

~Alfred Adler

It is always easier to fight for one’s principles than to live up to them.

~Alfred Adler

To all those who walk the path of human cooperation war must appear loathsome and inhuman.

~Alfred Adler

Our modern states are preparing for war without even knowing the future enemy.

~Alfred Adler

War is organized murder and torture against our brothers.

~Alfred Adler

Distorted history boasts of bellicose glory . . . and seduces the souls of boys to seek mystical bliss in bloodshed and in battles.

~Alfred Adler

At least we're getting the kind of experience we need for the next war.

~Allen Dulles

The slightest acquaintance with history shows that powerful republics are the most warlike and unscrupulous of nations.

~Ambrose Bierce

Force is the weapon of the weak.

~Ammon Hennacy

Since the end of the World War II, the United States has fought three "small" wars...we lost all three of them and for the same reason--hubris.

~Andrew Greely

About the quote: Andrew Greely is a columnist at the Chicago Sun-Times. You can read his articles at http://www.suntimes.com/index/greeley.html

Search for the truth is the noblest occupation of man; its publication is a duty.

~Anne Louise Germaine de Stael

Today the real test of power is not capacity to make war but capacity to prevent it.

~Anne O'Hare McCormick

Love Making Money Quotes

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Famous Quotes About Money
"I have never seen more Senators express discontent with their jobs....I think the major cause is that, deep down in our hearts, we have been accomplices in doing something terrible and unforgivable to our wonderful country. Deep down in our heart, we know that we have given our children a legacy of bankruptcy. We have defrauded our country to get ourselves elected."
- John Danforth (R-Mo)

Famous Money Quotes
"With the exception only of the period of the gold standard, practically all governments of history have used their exclusive power to issue money to defraud and plunder the people."
- Friedrich A. Hayek

Famous Money Quotes
"It is well that the people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning."
- Henry Ford

Famous Money Quotes
"We are in danger of being overwhelmed with irredeemable paper, mere paper, representing not gold nor silver; no sir, representing nothing but broken promises, bad faith, bankrupt corporations, cheated creditors and a ruined people."
- Daniel Webster

Famous Quotes About Money
"There cannot be stable money within an environment dominated by ideologies hostile to the preservation of economic freedom."
- Ludwig von Mises

Famous Money Quotes
"The study of money, above all other fields in economics, is one in which complexity is used to disguise truth or to evade truth, not to reveal it."
- John Kenneth Galbraith

Famous Money Quotes
"Money power denounces, as public enemies, all who question its methods or throw light upon its crimes."
- Jennings Bryan

Famous Quotes About Money
"Perpetual vigilance on the part of the citizens can achieve what a thousand laws and dozens of alphabetical bureaus with hordes of employees never have and never will achieve: the preservation of a sound currency."
- Ludwig von Mises

Famous Money Quotes
"The few who understand the system, will either be so interested from it's profits or so dependant on it's favors, that there will be no opposition from that class."
- Mayer Amschel Bauer Rothschild

Famous Quotes About Money
"Of all the contrivances for cheating the laboring classes of mankind, none has been more effective than that which deludes them with paper money."
- Daniel Webster

Famous Money Quotes
"Every circulating FRN (Federal Reserve Note) represents a one dollar debt to the Federal Reserve system."
- Money Facts, House Banking and Currency Committee

Famous Money Quotes
"Neither paper currency nor deposits have value as commodities, intrinsically, a 'dollar' bill is just a piece of paper. Deposits are merely book entries."
- Modern Money Mechanics Workbook, Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago, 1975

Famous Quotes About Money
"The governments alone are responsible for the spread of the superstitious awe with which the common man looks upon every bit of paper upon which the treasury or agencies which it controls have printed the magical words legal tender."
- Ludwig von Mises

Famous Money Quotes
"Fiat Money: Money that a government has declared to be legal tender, despite the fact that it has no intrinsic value and is not backed by reserves."
- investopedia.com

Famous Money Quotes
"Those who create and issue money and credit direct the policies of government and hold in the hollow of their hands the destiny of the people."
- Reginald McKenna, former Chancellor of Exchequer, England

Famous Quotes About Money
"When you or I write a check there must be sufficient funds in our account to cover the check, but when the Federal Reserve writes a check there is no bank deposit on which that check is drawn. When the Federal Reserve writes a check, it is creating money."
- Putting It Simply, Boston Federal Reserve Bank

Famous Money Quotes
"How pale is the art of sorcerers, witches, and conjurors when compared with that of the government's Treasury Department!"
- Ludwig von Mises

Famous Quotes About Money
"We have, in this country, one of the most corrupt institutions the world has ever known. I refer to the Federal Reserve Board. This evil institution has impoverished the people of the United States and has practically bankrupted our government. It has done this through the corrupt practices of the moneyed vultures who control it."
- Congressman Louis T. McFadden in 1932

Famous Money Quotes
"If you increase the quantity of money, you bring about the lowering of the purchasing power of the monetary unit."
- Ludwig von Mises

Famous Quotes About Money
"Money is the most important subject intellectual persons can investigate and reflect upon. It is so important that our present civilization may collapse unless it is widely understood and its defects remedied very soon."
- Robert H. Hemphill, former credit manager, Federal Reserve Bank of Atlanta

Famous Money Quotes
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. Already they have raised up a monied aristocracy that has set the government at defiance. The issuing power (of money) should be taken away from the banks and restored to the people to whom it properly belongs."
- Thomas Jefferson

Famous Money Quotes
"Thus, our national circulating medium is now at the mercy of loan transactions of banks, which lend, not money, but promises to supply money they do not possess."
- Irving Fisher, 100% Money

Famous Money Quotes
"Without the confidence factor, many believe a paper money system is liable to collapse eventually."
- Federal Reserve Bank of Philadelphia, Gold, p. 10

Famous Money Quote

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When money speaks, the truth keeps silent.
- Russian Proverb

Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. There is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of its filling a vacuum, it makes one.
- Ben Franklin

He who knows how to be poor knows everything.
- Michelet

Rich or poor, it's good to have money.
- Sid Lance

In God we trust, all others must pay cash.
- American Saying

Money is good for nothing unless you know the value of it by experience. - - - P.T. Barnum

If you want to know what a man is really like, take notice of how he acts when he loses money.
- Simone Weil

A penny saved is a penny earned.
- Ben Franklin

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
- Samuel Butler

Economy is half the battle of life; it is not so hard to earn money as to spend it well.
- C. H. Spurgeon

Men are apt to prefer a prosperous error to an afflicted truth.
- Jeremy Taylor

I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
- Pablo Picasso

A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you are talking big money. - - - Everett M. Dirksen

When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
- Voltaire

The shortest road to wealth lies in the contempt of wealth.
- Seneca

If you'd know the power of money, go and borrow some.
- Ben Franklin

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing.
- Billy Rose

With money in you pocket, you are wise and you are handsome and you sing well, too.
- Yiddish Proverb

I am having an out of money experience.
- Author Unknown

You can't force anyone to love you or lend you money.
- Jewish Proverb

Money isn't everything--but it's a long way ahead of what comes next.
- Edmund Stockdale

The value of money is that with it we can tell any man to go to the devil. It is the sixth sense which enable you to enjoy the other five.
- Somerset Maugham

Money is the wise man's religion.
- Euripides

2008 Greeting Text Messages

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Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

May The Year 2008 Bring for You....
Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008.

With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008*0

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Towhar,
Es ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
New Year 2008 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!

Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake...
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBAROK*

I Wish in 2oo8 God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!

Es Naye Saal mai..
Jo to chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you...So,Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year.

Pura ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.

Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2008 bring Happiness for you Dear.

2008 new year sms

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Din Guzar gaya hai Intezaar Mai*
Raat Guzar gayi Intezaar mai*
Naya Saal Mubark ho Aap ko*
2006 beet gaya Aap ke SMS k intezar mai
*********************

Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
*********************

Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad*
Thori si Hansi her Baat ke baad*
usi tarag ho Mubarik aap ko 2007, 2006 ke baad
Wish u a Happy new year
*********************

Wishing You Happy New Year,
May You always keep in ur Heart the
Special Beauty and Cheer of
Happy New Year
*********************

New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace,
New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,
God bless you through out the new Year.
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Is New Year mai, Lumha Bhar ki jo Rafaqat mil jae Mujh ko*
Mai apne Subah Shaam Tere Naam ker doon*
Ager Tuu mil jaye Buzm-e-History mai*
Mai apni Zindgi ki haseen Shaam Tere Naam ker doon
Happy New Year
*********************

Old Year Sab se ho raha hai Door*
Kya karein yahi hai Kudrat ka Dastoor*
Purani Yaadein soch kar Udaas na ho Tum*
Naya Saal aaya hai chalo..
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!
*********************

Aap Jahan jaye wahan se kare Fly all Tear*
Sab Log Aap ko hi mane apna Dear*
Aap ki har Raah ho Always Clear…
Aur Khuda dey Aap ko Ek Jakkas New Year!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
*********************

Naya Saal aaye banke Ujala*
Khul jaye Aap ki Kissmat ka Tala*
Hamesha Aap per rahe Meherban Upar wala*
Chand Tarey bhi Aap per hi Rosni dale
Happy New year.
*********************

Aa gale lag ja Mere Yaar*
Dedo Jadu Ki Chappi Do, Char*
Aise hi Kat jaye Zindagi without any Risk*
Is Umeed ke sath Wish You a…
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR

Happy New Year 2008 Sms

2007-12-17T00:45:00.000-08:00

☻May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

☻Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past.

☻New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

☻The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.

☻For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.

☻We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.

☻Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.

☻People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.

☻And ye, who have met with Adversity's blast,
And been bow'd to the earth by its fury;
To whom the Twelve Months, that have recently pass'd
Were as harsh as a prejudiced jury -
Still, fill to the Future! and join in our chime,
The regrets of remembrance to cozen,
And having obtained a New Trial of Time,
Shout in hopes of a kindlier dozen.

☻Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.

☻Each age has deemed the new-born year
The fittest time for festal cheer.

☻Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

☻Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth.

☻A new oath holds pretty well; but... when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains, it ceases to be serviceable; any little strain will snap it.

☻But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits.

☻I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system. Also dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.

☻New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

☻We meet today
To thank Thee for the era done,
And Thee for the opening one.

☻One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.

☻Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year.

☻A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I've played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.

☻It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.

☻We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives... not looking for flaws, but for potential.

☻May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

☻He who breaks a resolution is a weakling;
He who makes one is a fool.

☻The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective.

☻I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's.

☻Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.

☻I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.

☻New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

☻Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.

☻The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.

☻Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

☻An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

☻Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

☻A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

☻Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.

☻No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam.

☻New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

☻The merry year is born
Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.

☻Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.

☻Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.

☻New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.

☻The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!

☻Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

☻Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.

Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2008 bring Happiness for you Dear.
New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
Everybody loves only You Dear,
All your Problems will be Finish......
It's for You my Special NEW YEAR'S wish.
(Language: Hindi)
Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum,
Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum,
Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar,
Chalo Dil khul ka boultahe...HAPPY NEW YEAR
(Language: Hindi)
Aa gale lag ja mera yaar,
Dado Jadu Ki Chappi do,char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ka sath Wish You a ......
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008!
(Language: Bangali)
Porono joto Hotasha,Dukkho,Obosad,
Noton bochor ogoloka karok Dulissat,
Sukh,Anonda mucha jak sokol Jatona,
New Year a Sobar jonne Shuvo Kamona.
Happy New Year.
(Language: Bangali)
Noton bochor asok niya noton noton aasa
Prithibite choriya dik sudue valobasa.
Hana hani,Vedavad sob kichu voli
Aso soba mila misa Sot potha choli.
Sobaika New Year ar Soveccha.
(Language: Urdu)
Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!
(Language: Urdu)
Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year.

Good Morning Text

2007-11-25T10:33:00.000-08:00

M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!

We have very nice and decent good morning sms messages & good morning quote sms collection here. Pick a message you like most and text it to your friends for greeting / wishing them to have a beautiful good morning & the whole day.

A good message for a good person,
From a good friend for a good reason,
At a good time on a good day in a good mood to say
“Good Morning”

Knock! Knock!
May I come into Ur world?
I bring no flowers,no cakes.
But wishes to keep U fresh,
Prayer to keep U healthy,
And love to keep U smiling.
“Good Morning”

Good morning 2 U,
I : magination 2 ecstasy,
L : aughed in ur smile,
O : verwhelmed with joy,
V : ery moment of U,
E : njoyed the feelings,
U : nable to exit dream.
As I am always to U

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,( ),V,W,X,Y,Z.

Did I miss something out?
No because I put ( U ) in my heart.
Good morning dear.I hope u have a wonderful day.

Thinking of U this lovely morning
As the sun starts shining is the perfect beginning.
So my dear charming, here’s my good morning.
Keep smiling morning till evening

The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
He wishes you a good morning,
Hoping that you have the perfect day.
Take care & have a good day.

If U cannot get someone off ur mind,
It is maybe because he/she is supposed to be there.
Remember, the mind can recognize what the heart is trying to deny.
Good Morning!

All mornings are like Paintings:-
U need a little inspiration to get going,
a little smile to brighten up
& An SMS from someone who cares to color ur day…
(*) Good Morning (*)

birds are chillaying
murgha is kukrukuing
chaand is doobing
sun is nikling
flowers are khushboo maring
peacock is naching
all are kahing
to u Good Morning
&
u r still soying???

An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on your face,
A cup of coffee in your hand & a sms from me on your mobile?!
Have a great day! Good morning.

No man in this world is rich
enough to buy his own PAST.
Enjoy each moment
before it gets beyond reach.
Have Good Day!

Good Night Messages

2007-11-19T11:32:00.000-08:00

On this cold cold nite
On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe!

Wash your face
Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.

A day is going to end again
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

Stars light Stars bright
Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams

I was looking out the windows
I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......

Close ur @@ eyes
da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@ eyes, n sleep tite!

If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz
If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz cum true, i wdnt b here i wd b vth u. Distance is 1 thing dat kips us apart bt u r olwaz in my HEART. Gd nyt... By Raj

If u'r awake, goodnight my
If u'r awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if u just woke up, good morning honey. Luv u so much

Dont ever give up wen
Dont ever give up wen u r down..it doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..jst remember that each time u fall ..il nvr let u reach d ground..trust me..il always be around.gudnyt..u By A LOVELY SOUL

Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams
Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time ;) G'NITE!By devchonka

i wish that God would hold u
i wish that God would hold u tite. i hope that angels will keep u in site. Now just2make sure u feel all rite, i'm gonna wish u a wonderful nite! sleep tite!!By devchonka

i count to 3 u shall fall a sleep
Master of puppets is pulling your strings, twisting ur mind n SmasHing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can't see a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall a sleep 1,2,3,Zzz

somewhere out there beneath the pale moon
somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you

cover blanket tight tight
As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here to wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight

As u go 2 bed 2nite
As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..

windows of soul begin 2 close
Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!

Kiss SmS

2007-11-19T10:58:00.000-08:00

Love is the name,kiss is the game forget the name lets play the game.

Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips are meet.
Love is complete.

Dear customer! your kiss balance is getting low!! Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now! u have
2 free kiss, and 3minutes hug will be expired on 1st jenuary 2007

If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.

"Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
I said.

if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love.thanks god an angel came into my life!

read out this sms very carefully watch as u read it wide coz i've filled it with staffed loads of kisses & hundreds loads of huggles inside...

proposing u was my desire having u is my jekpot loving u is my attitude pleasing u is my duty missing u is my habit kising u is my wish 2gether 4eva my filfilment .

Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical, don't get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.

My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.

U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i'll kiss ur lips without fear. u'll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD, kiSS me wHen i'm saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive...

Whats life ? Life is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you!

love is heat
which is very sweet
love is incomplete
till 2 lips meet.

North to north, south to south my best direction is mouth to mouth..

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but
you my friend may kiss my lips!!

2day i want 2 say u something....................2 say u.........kiss me and say Goodbye

I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money
I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money, but you are my friend
I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!

ur love is like water in the ocean it last forever,
ur kiss is like a remeberable story,couse i always rember it,i love you.

LOVE IS BLIND
BE VERY KIND
WHEN I KISS U
PLZ DONT MIND

a sweet &loving person like u
needs no message....
,,0*0,,
JUST A
;;"_ _";;
KISS!
;( * ):
_>_.<_>

no stars 2 wish,no moon 2 lite n no flowers to smell,just a loneliness 1 waiting 4 ur hot kisses is saying gud nite??

If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?

A kiss is special thing that you can cant take without giving, and you cant give without taking.

When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you."

A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.

Bengali SMS Messages

2007-11-19T10:53:00.000-08:00

February Amar Bhai ar,
February Amar Maayer,
Eakusay February...
Ami ki Volita Pa...ri!!!

Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..Pore dio Mon!

Potla-potla totti ata he,khane ko man nahi karta,Dr.:Ye lo dawai,mota-mota totti ayega,Jesi Marzi Kaat Aur KHAA...

Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal
Paathumma
ayishumma
nabeesumma
kadeesumma
hadeesumma
hajjumma
beepathumma
cheriyumma
mariyumma
kunjumma
Pinna enda umma onumkudy ninda vallumma

A Zulu girl got a new boyfriend. When the boyfriend put on a condom the girl phoned her mother and told her
"NGEMPELA NGILITHOLILE ELISHA SHA ISOKA NGISHO NEPIPI YALO IMBALA ISESEPLASTIKINI"

Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..

lokathile ettavum valiya heart surgon neeyanu.. karanam oru murivu polumillathe, orittu rakham polum
cheethathe nee enthe hrydyathil kayariyunnalloo.....

Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite irukkan.
Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud
morni, gud after, gud night messageaCopyright
Thala namma cellula balance illa ok next meet panren

Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms

Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear

Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Eccha hole aagla rakhis hridoy gohina
Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbina!!

Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao to Sara Rat Doray Kore....Ki ?...Ki Abar ....
MOBILE CHARGE!!

Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!

Tomar jonna Sokal,Dupur tomar jonna Sondha,
Tomar jonna sokol Gulap & Rojonigondha.
Tomar jonnae sob Sur tomar jonnae Chondo
Noton Bochor boya anuk Onabil Anondo.

Dingoli jamoni houk thik e jai kata,
Tobe bolo lav ki porono sriti geta,
A Bochore puran houk tur sokol aasa,
New Year a Tur jonna ata e kori Prottasa.

Tur jonna aanta pari akas thaka tara,
Tui bolla bachta pari oxyzen chara,
Prithibi takeo lutate pari bondo turi pai,
Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mittha bola jai!!

Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear

Tomar Jonnae Boka Amar Pahar Soman Jala...R Aj Sai Tumie Bolle Amai...HABO BHAI TUMI HABOE ROYYA GELA!!

Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira!

Tumi Amar Ringtone, Tumie Vibration,
Tumie Amar GP,AKTEL,djuice Connection.
Tumi Amar GPRS, Tumie Amar EDGE,
Tumie Amar Hridoy Jore NETWORK COVERAGE.

Eccha golo Akas cholo,Vaslo meghar sari,
Khusir jhora tepantore hridoy dilo pari,
Moner maje setar baje khusita mon saje,
Eidar din huq Rongin ai kamonate...EID MUBARAK

Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms

Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!

Tur eccha golo ura bayrak pakhna doti mala,
Dingoli tur jakna keta amni hasa khala,
Aoporno na thaka jano tur kuno shokh,
Ai kamonay bondo tuka Eid-Mubarak.

Funny English Sms

2007-11-19T10:50:00.000-08:00

I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone

When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
-
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food

I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

Funny Urdu SMS

2007-11-19T10:44:00.000-08:00

ab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi!

Tum aa gaye ho : Noor a gaya hai, Tum aa gaye ho : Noor a gaya hai,
Chalo teeno picture chalen…..

Mein tere pyar main, Paagal hua chhaliye
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

Yeh mere aansu jinhe koi pochne wala bhi nahi
Koi aanchal enhe milta to sitare hote.

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai

Surprise news 4 u, Rent free accommodation, Khana peena, Sona rehna, Every things free, More detail just dial
“15”

Zindagi hein khawab hein, Khawab hein tu manzilain hein, Manzelain hein tu rastay hein, Rastay hein tu mushkilein hein, Mushkilen hein tu aap kis leye hain?, Hath paon helaen na……

Tum hoti tu aissa hota tum hoti tu waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti, Tum us baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,
Tum us baat pe wo kehti, Shukar hai tum nahi hoo!!!